Whilst WAM is not a sexual fetish of my wife, she does enjoy it and actually prefers to be on the receiving end in most cases.

She has recently caught me out as out of the blue she has come up with an idea for an imaginary messy sleigh ride, where the sleigh calls in at various locations for the occupants to get covered in mess.

Then add the fact she has already come up with Candy corner where the gunge is white and red and the grinch stop is thick bright green.

I must admit I am still a little shocked with this outburst of gunge ideas! And this time she wants to dish out the gunge over the holiday period.

Anyway, where else do you think the sleigh should call in and what elements of Christmas could be used for the mess.Christmas dinner May give some good ideas?

I'm pretty sure this sleigh has the ability to stop at quite a few locations!

Throw your festive gunge ideas across

This was actually an idea we had for Messyworld when we had the Express. Sadly, a massive flood destroyed the studio 5 days before Christmas (we were due to shoot 22nd and 24th). We were going to shoot another 6 or so videos. Those studios were perfect for that, it had the right amount of space for cameras, various doors, and a mezzanine floor. Indeed it was going to be a plan for Christmas shoot. But, if anyone has suffered a flood knows, it takes a vast amount of clean up. Cameras, set, heating, electric was all condemned.

The new MW studios does not have a similar setup, but it does have an excellent setup for the next iteration of the Car Wash....

There definitely needs to be a brandy butter bath at some point along the sleigh route, warm, liquid brandy butter, delicious, and very, very messy.

Either the sleigh's occupants are tipped out into an actual bath, or it's delivered by pouring from above.

Well done for recovering from that. Some of the flooding in various places in recent years has been horrific to see, and after a fire, flooding has to be the worst possible domestic disaster, everything affected just reduced to trash. ***sympathy***


Now that sounds interesting!

If anyone needs me I'll be in the corner jealous your wife likes to get messy with you. Lol

Great idea too.

Even she thinks it's a major shame other partners don't want indulge in their partners fetishes.within reason!

Sploshing can be lots of fun, nothing serious or awkward and it then allows you to have your own quiet fun moments when you see a cake in a vanilla family occasion.

She winds me up and laughs when she sees a bloke on telly in a wetsuit and says how fit that person looks!

I do not know what the answer is to try and get partners to accept but I also think it is how you broach the subject, I was just truthful at the very start.

99 percent of you probably wish I was not into dive gear as you would have had non covered sploshing media with major gunge for free but I'm afraid you will have to put up with a rubbered up wife covered in gunge instead.

A person with a fetish however, I think they are the last person to judge someone else's

While Santa is in Canada, he brings a box of white foam snow.

Idaho with stockings full of mashed potatoes.

Iowa for some cans of creamy corn.

Boston for a Boston cream pie.

Dallas Texas for a German's chocolate cake.

Chicago for a bucket of green slime from the Chicago River.

Pennsylvania for some chocolate syrup.

New York for some cheesecake.