*UPDATED*

For those who have an interest in seeing a maturer bird getting her entire head plastered in 12 litres of smelly condiments, whilst dressed as a baker, I'll be posting loads before, during and after on my profile later. All for your wanking pleasure. Just drop me a nice comment.

Catering tubs of Heinz Salad cream, ketchup and brown sauce.

Patsy
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Photos now uploaded

Great to see your still being saucy, Patsy. I hope you're well

It's been a while since I got a stinky plastering

Thankyou pretty girl, missed your stinky, slimed head.

Hubby won't. He has been instructed to go for a slow pour for maximum facial coverage x

12 litres, that's gonna be one huge gunking, most excellent.

I can still smell it after multiple washes

You washed the same night?

I was really hoping you'd wear it over the whole weekend.

I couldn't as had expected visitors. Want to be covered in salad cream, brown sauce and Branston pickle over a weekend though. Fantasy of mine x