Just wanted to get some input on what's your favorite things to get all slopped up in. I know there was a recipe for "fake tar" at one time if anyone has it or maybe something you use in particular.

I posted this a little while ago but the thread was deleted, so here goes again

There's an old recipe for "candy tar" that I've lost but do remember the basics of. Dissolve as much sugar and brown sugar into a gallon of water as you can, add a jar of molasses, and boil the whole mixture in a large heavy pot until it reaches the "soft-ball" stage (see here: https://youtu.be/lchea5BHbgs) -- expect it to take a while for that large amount of liquid. Let it cool thoroughly making sure it is "cool" throughout -- don't want to burn yourself! It should be sort of lukewarm when it's right, but I think if you let that mixture cool too long (like overnight) it will become hardened and unusable. So the timing is somewhat tricky (a candy thermometer is helpful) and will also take a while with large amounts. Then pour it into a bucket, add a couple cups or so of flour to thicken it and plenty of paint to blacken it (tempera worked for me although I think the original recipe called for latex) and Voila! Sticky black goo.

It's a loooong process that requires attention at critical moments, so it's for hardcore wammers only. I would highly recommend trying a small recipe first (like say one cup of water) especially since these are very rough directions and large amounts take hours to cook and cool. You can also use that small test batch to see how hard it is to wash from skin, hair, the tub, etc... -- just lots of soap and hot water worked for me, but let it sit overnight and it will harden. Getting completely covered was a uniquely sticky and inky black experience I'll never forget, especially with the feathers that followed (from a Walmart pillow). I'm a little old for that marathon now, so all I can add is take care and good luck!!

Cake Batter and Oatmeal are my favorites. Recently discovered instant mashed potatoes too, those were nice!

This is pretty much my list too, all lovely textures, though I really like having a cooked cake or two for sitting in and smooshing on myself.

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