I should have thought of this in time to be submitted on 3/14. I'll blame it on too little sleep. In fact, I'm falling asleep as I write this, and it's only 4 pm my time.
Bob Dylan's "Everybody Must Get Stoned" is a natural for conversion into a Wam song. So easy, in fact, that not going to bother upload into the story section. All one would need to do is substiturfe "pie/pied for stone/stoned and, if one wants to keep the rhyme, substitute "a-'fried'" (mis-pronunced "afraid" ) for "alone"
Love you, too
