New girl Emily Blake enrolls at Splosh School, but Jess doubts that this glamorous WAM virgin will make the grade. Jess wonders if she should ease Emily in gently or go a bit more full-on. Spoiler: Jess goes full-on. Proving yet again what a bad influence Miss T is having on Jess as Emily gets boob pies, pussy pies and everywhere else pies on top of all that lovey custard and cream.

So how does Emily cope, and does she make the grade? Only one way to find out!