Planning an upcoming shoot and am planning on wearing a bacon bikini and covered in raw eggs. Are there any other gross and unexpected substances to get covered in? Thought about pancake batter and maple syrup but what else is really gross to get covered in??

The more unexpected the better!

Breakfast isn't complete without ketchup, sausage gravy or maybe some salsa. Though a good raspberry jam donut filling could be tasty.

Love the gravy idea!! And the color that salsa would add would be a lot of fun. What else you got??

How about baked beans poured over your head Diane?

tinned fish perhaps?