I run a play munch at a local swingers club and they don't mind us doing a little messy play, so I'm getting gunged for my birthday.

I'm trying to keep clean up to a minimum and not block their drains, so I'm avoiding anything thick or lumpy, and anything that doesn't easily wash away.

I'm thinking of shaving foam, some mixed into a slosh with some slime, and some of the zimpli GelliBaff and Slime Baff, as they are very easy to clean away. I might also add some kids poster paint, and possibly a small amount of Messy supplies MS gunge, but I'm still unsure of those two last things.

Would you add anything or have you suggestions or recommendations?

For information, the club is in Durham, UK, and we'll be playing in the Club showers, which is tiled and easy to clean. I'll bring some non-slip material, plenty of cleaning supplies and a brush. I like a multi-textured mess, with bright colours and variety. There should be pictures and video afterwards.

Neither of these will help with bright colors, but when I've done sessions in hotel rooms, I've often used sugar-based syrups (chocolate syrup, corn syrup, molasses, pancake syrup), all of which dissolve easily in/with warm-to-hot water. I've also used (warm) beer, which (at least for me) is a lot of fun (and goes down the drain without any issues), but I realize it's probably a bit more niche due to the smell.

Speaking from experience: slime baff is rather slippery and it sticks to the skin with a film like layer- it's quite tricky to clean off.

The "best" stuff I can name for this job is Messy Supplies 'Clayzee Colours'
I've found it to be one of the easiest messes to clean up (usually rinses off/minimal scrubbing), and being a coloured clay is has some of the brightest and most vivid colours you can get.

You can mix by hand, but it mixes much faster and smoother with a drill and plaster whisk.

Should be fine for the drains/toilet, as long as the club is on a mains sewer and not a septic tank. No idea about tanks so might still be ok??

I was wondering about syrup so thank you for confirming the idea, I've not used it in years. Beer has been on my list of things to try for a long time so that could well make an appearance too!

That's useful to know about the slimebaff, thank you. I've realised, although I've used the gelibaff before, I'm yet to try the slime and I'd decidded it must be as easy as the other!

I've never come across the clayzee before so I'll look into this, it looks excellent!

Both Gellibaff and Slimebaff will dissolve with common table salt. Just mix it in, and the texture turns runny like water.

Don't know if you have it where you are but what about whipped topping like cool whip. It's easier to clean than dairy whip cream and has a nice texture.

Advice give you few season and learn bit. Do messy in baby pool helps alpt and when done. Found out toilet was best place get ride of mess. After.

Have black bags for rubbish as well and even bucket clean if need it

If you like bright colours, then be aware that the slime baff is quite translucent and wouldn't show much colour once it's poured out of the bucket. Adding poster paint to it might help with that but I've never tried it. I don't remember it being difficult to clean up though.

MS Gunge or Natrosol gunge clean up pretty easily - just add more water. You might want a sponge or some kind of washcloth to quickly clean any residue off your skin afterwards otherwise you'll be in the shower for a while.

Someone once told me that a clay-based slime made their hair feel dry and brittle afterwards. It's not something I've used myself so can't confirm but I feel it's worth mentioning.

If you're looking for something food based, Alpro Vegan Custard is a good substitute for milk based custard (hate hate hate the smell milk leaves).

I think it's a UK brand so you should be able to readily find it there.

It actually washes off easier in the shower - whatever it's made out of seems to dissolve and doesn't leave a smell. Probably helps that it's not as thick as thick custard for pies, but good for pouring over people's heads

Any non dairy equivalent stuff works for avoiding that nasty lingering dairy smell. Non dairy squirty cream, for example.

I've never seen that but will look, thank you.

That all sounds very sensible, thank you

I would suggest any of my many recipes mainly pies but i have played with rations and made.some great slime. All super easy to clean most recipes are non dairy so no bad smells etc. Also for what you are planning good as they dont melt etc

Loads of pics on my profile great vid of testing on Cheeky Luna's profile

Thank you, that's useful!