Hey folks!
At the risk of making something TOO political or timely, I came up with a pretty good script where Donald Trump says... well, very Donald Trump-y things. To his hot and scantily-clad (and increasingly horrified) maid. Who responds in the only way maids do: By stripping him shirtless, then sliming him. And pieing him (many times). And sliming him again. And... throwing a glass of wine in his face. And then some more pie. And... Leaving him to clean himself up.

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The bad news? I did the best I could with my hair, but I couldn't achieve that "don't call it a comeover!!" Trump look. And my Donald Trump impersonation is... Not good. I think I sound more like a New York cabbie.
The good news? I think I'm in better shape than Trump?...

Ginger (AKA "Collette the Maid") always has a blast messing me up, and there definitely some humiliating (and uncoached) moments here that are pretty great. And for those who appreciate the woman applying the mess... Her outfit is quite skimpy, and you see a LOT of that butt and those sexy black tights, especially in the wide angle.

The complete unedited footage is available now! Help make America great again and pick it up!!

More pics, including one just for this forum. (Yes, I did strip down to boxers on camera at the very end....) And an excerpt from the script so you kinda know the setup. Some do prefer when the target of the mess "deserves" what's coming to him, and Mr. Trump definitely deserves his humiliation!!

M: Um, this feels a little uncomfortable, Mister The Donald. [as she unbuttons his shirt]
D: Collette, you need to calm down. It's not sexual harassment when you're as good-looking as me. Plus, I LOVE women. I have great respect for women. I try to marry as many of them as I can. And you're a good-looking woman, Collette. Not like that Carly Farina troll. Ugh. Do you want to wake up to THAT as your President?? Am I right? Am I right??
M: Well...
D: Of course I'm right I'm always right. Here, get me some wine, Collette. [She does.]
D: Collette, that's a great ass. Can I be honest? That's a great ass. I should put Trump on it, so everyone knows it's quality. Quality ass! And I've known some great asses. Cindy Crawford? Christie Brinkley? Done. All the Miss Americas from 1994 to 2006? Done. Ruth Bader Ginsburg? Done. Don't tell anybody, but she was a hottie back in the day. You're a hottie, Collette.

Hmmm. Initial response to this has been.... underwhelming.

Is the Donald Trump thing a dealbreaker?? I honestly thought it was just a funny and topical spin on the "idiot guy gets what he deserves" setup.

I might've put out too much male content lately as well, so maybe that's an issue. Regardless, this is probably the last new scene for a while. Edits from the other scenes are coming but not for a few weeks yet.

Anyway, I always welcome feedback... Thanks!

Hi sstuff. Personally i think the pics look fine. I havent seen/heard the dialogue in the video so cant comment on that, but the pics look as they should. Although i dont remember trump having a 6 pack lol.

Awriiiiiight.... Dropping the "Complete" clip (all 3 angles) down to $9.99, just through midnight tonight. Just be patient as I do have to send out the codes manually!

And yes, neither hair, nor accent, nor abs were accurate in this Trump impression.

Great set of pics as always fantastic work

Great to see pies as well as slime

Keep them coming. You look way too good covered in all that gunk.

Just started the download. Can't wait to see it!

Just saw the closeup, but did I read that right in that you'll send out the download codes for the others manually? If so, I'll wait.

But wow - nice job Rich! As per usual!!

Hey guys,
I'm just gonna permanently drop the price back on this one to $10.99 for the "Complete" clip and $7.99 or less for each angle... Hoping more people check it out!

I personally thought this one was the best of the three recent male clips for overall mess (multiple slimes, many pies including some real ones), humilation, and um... Showing of skin! But perhaps it feels too much like the other two??

I won't be shooting any more new male content for a couple months or so, but feel free to make suggestions and I'll see what I can incorporate into the next one!

I kind of like the Donald. Not that I agree with many of his positions (although his tax proposals look like an improvement) but I don't get why his candidacy is such a joke, yet outright criminals like Jeb Bush who fleeced Florida in broad daylight are "serious". Or, Hillary Clinton, who could not come off as more disingenuous, more of a liar or more corrupt (unless her last name was Bush). I mean, I'm sorry, why is it "serious" and acceptable that someone who hasn't really ever had a job outside of politics has amassed a fortune well over $50 million dollars? At least Trump made his money using other idiots money on risky investments that he either made bank on or washed his hands of if they failed. He only ripped off people stupid enough to give him money, not on shady backroom deals ala Bush/Clinton.

So, Bush and Clinton are great but somehow Trump is a joke? Someone explain that to me. Why aren't they all considered unelectable clowns again?

Oh and, doesn't this belong in the Male Forum, or did I stumble into it by accident?

a) i wish i liked coed-WAM when it's just the guy getting it, because this is a glorious mess, plus

b) Rich is super cut, who knew?

c) she looks fucking sexy as hell as the pie-er/slime-er

I hope this sells well for you, Rich m'boy, for putting yourself out there. (For my money, Robert Smigel's Trump on the previous CONAN show was my favorite: "The Trumpiest Trump that ever Trumped a Trump.....ya fired."

JY

I know Donald Trump. (Well, don't we all know him by now!)

You're no Donald Trump.
At least not in the casino-owning department.

I know Donald Trump. (Well, don't we all know him by now!)

You're no Donald Trump.
At least not in the casino/mistress-owning department.

Yeah, one of the "quirks" of the new system is that posts will be in the Male forum, and then just randomly "move" to the Female forum for some reason?!? I'm still trying to figure it out myself, but I alerted MM to move it back.

As for Trump... He's literally a writer's dream. The jokes basically write themselves! I have no idea if he'll be good or terrible as President (my gut feeling is that he is SEVERELY underestimating the amount of gridlock he would need to overcome to pass his agenda), but his campaign has been fun too watch so far. Plus, when was the last time the Republican front-runner was HATED by Fox News?? That's some good stuff.

Sadly, the "timeliness" of this scene is probably hurting sales. Or... something. But I'll blame Trump anyway!