Cyber Monday is here, and for a limited time only, so is my newest premium video! This isn't the messiest video I've ever done, by far. But I do get "slimed" at the end.

I'm such a Star Wars fanatic and had so much fun making this video. Take a look and see what you think!

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Darth Patty is quite the vocal vixen in this 46 minute double feature premium video.

Aboard the dreaded Breast Star, she first instructs you on the ways of the force, demonstrating her oral prowess on a glowing hot light saber. She licks, sucks, strokes, and titty fucks, talking you through the fun before showing off two Breast Stars of her own. Once you think you can't take anymore, she slips her wet panties down her soft thick thighs. That's no moon, that's Pattycake's massive ass! With her outer defenses and panties removed, she requests assistance in penetrating her small thermal exhaust port. Her imperial cohort thrusts swiftly and deeply into her wet nethers, bulls-eyeing her womp rat, setting off a chain reaction and pushing her over the edge.

Now hit up a Moisture farm, down a Yoda-soda, or toss back a Vader-ade and replenish those fluids because Darth Patty's not done yet. When the Emperor pays her a visit, she drops to her knees like a real submissive sith should. She grabs his slippery appendage and jerks it vigorously sliding it deep into her throat. Begging for his cum and sucking with such force, she extracts ropy spurts of midi-chlorian cum all over her mouth, face, and chest. Satisfied and proud of the mess she's made, she goes to work cleaning her master with a sloppy tongue bath.

Would you like to cum to the dark side?

for the love of God....the way to my heart!!! star wars!! i HAVE YET to find a dude that will watch them all in order with me....so, now, if i ever get you on this side of the world it is happening!
this is so rad! i fucking love it!!!

I'm loving this, but...

why did you have to say the m-word? Star Wars fans don't like that word. (and I don't mean Monday, or messiest)

Which order?

I'm messing with you, there's only one order, Machete order!!

Pattycake has, like, the sexiest mouth I've ever seen.

That's what I wondered!

Jayce, you are looking in the wrong place! Although, honestly, I don't think that I have ever marathoned the Star Wars movies (but would be happy to do so with you). Once, in college, my roommate and I got a bunch of friends together and did the Lord Of The Rings movies in order (the extended versions) - that was a long day.

I am also a big Star Wars fan. I would love to watch them all with you . There is already seven movies so its gonna be a very long day haha.

awe shoot. a long day with patty? aint that a bitch *note my sarcasm* XD

I live in the Kentucky/Indiana area, and I'm roughly your age. I'd watch them with ya!

I really love this cutiest and super sexy lady....

I'm a dude, and I have the original trilogy. Wanna get the prequels and come over?

Thanks for all the love! You guys are awesome!


I've watched one a day for a week, but I've never watched them all in one day. Now that sounds like a good date!


I just couldn't resist!


I am a slave to the puns. #punlife


That's very sweet of you to say. I think I look a little like a rabbit in those last few pics with my big teeth stickin out.