I cannot think of a better way to celebrate April Fool's Day than with a big sloppy pie fight in Dallas! Everything is BIGGER in Texas right? I will be near the downtown historic district from 4/1-4/3 and am happy to host in my hotel or come to you within reason.
I can also split the cost of pie supplies or any other sweet substances you may be into but would just need you to pick them up since I won't have transportation in town. Also open to all genders races body types etc.
My only request is that we connect either on the phone or on a video call beforehand to just make sure that we get along and have the same expectations going into this. I have found this practice to be VERY helpful in past UMD meet ups.
Too bad! But I recommend you reach out to Fruit Kitty here on UMD. Our schedules didn't align this time around but he has a great set up for getting messy. Maybe you'll have better luck than me!
Love you, too
I will be near the downtown historic district from 4/1-4/3 and am happy to host in my hotel or come to you within reason. 
