So pretty new here been lerker for years
but managed to get courage to post today. So, anyway
on to the question, me and wife like to play monopoly and every time u go to jail u get a cream egg in ur pants some times wife doesn't get the creams eggs as its not her cup off tea but she does it for me so the overall loser off the game ends up getting custard or somemore messy punishment
I just thought i say hi sat here with got to be 6 cream eggs in my pants

Always wanted to mow the yard with a handful of creme eggs in my shorts.

They dont take a lot to melt u should give it ago

Are we talking Cadbury Creme Eggs? I love them too much to have ever thought of them as a WaM supply but I'm getting a bit tenty just thinking about them down the back of someone's pants and the delightful tongue lashing after to clean out the messes.

How do you wam yours?

Oh man, I know EXACTLY what I'd do if I had two dozen Creme Eggs in my possession...





Eat them.

Took my dog for a walk with chocolate covered nuts and raisins in my pants, that was fun

Just had box off 48 come in from amazon keep me going for 6 mouths

As many as you can!

See if you can leave them in for a few hours!

I am sorry. I like a gooey feeling between the thighs as much as the next wammer

But you eat Creme eggs, not make a dirty protest

Rachel x

Too right- some things are just too good to waste.

But I do have a messy version of Trivial Pursuits I like to play - it's a fun way to get gungey! And no Creme eggs are harmed!

Could always do both have your victim ahem I mean partner hold a Cre Egg (either wrapped or if unwrapped tell them the punishment for eating through it will be cleaning off in a cold shower) in their mouth as a makeshift gag and then pour some yellow icing then white icing and then chocolate sauce over them to turn them into a recursive Cre Egg joke

Though in fairness most of the messy ideas that have come to me as a result of this thread all involve winding up eating the Cre Egg.

Favourite one being a variation of a game I have for Bratty types that like to try hide things. In the original game after I've found something they've hidden I re-hide it somewhere else. I then makeup some waffles or pancakes (whichever the Brat prefers) tie them to a chair then fill one of those water roulette wet head games with their favourite sticky topping for waffles or pancakes (eg chocolate sauce, golden syrup etc) and then put the hat on their head. I then tell them they have to guess where the item has been hidden each wrong answer and I pull another pin out of the roulette hat but if they guess correctly the contents of the hat will be poured over the pancakes/waffles that they get to eat as a reward. If however the wrong pin gets pulled out of the hat they'll get a very sticky shampooing and will have to sit tied to the chair all sticky whilst they watch me eat the pancakes/waffles right in front of them (and yes for the purposes of teasing I'll certainly exaggerate my enjoyment of eating them).

Now the Cre Eggs variation of that which came to me reading this thread is to bring a pack of 5 Cre Eggs (along with the messy substances mentioned later if not already in the kitchen) and tell the Brat they have 2 minutes to hide each Cre Egg (it might be necessary to gag them first to prevent them trying to scoff one or two of them quickly). Once they've hidden them tie them to a chair and tell them that for every Cre Egg you find in the next 10 minutes they be getting a bit messier with an appropriate messy item for example: dozen eggs cracked overhead, double cream, chocolate sauce, semi-melted ice cream and a Cre Egg Pie (essentially a regular custard filled and cream topped pie with an additional topping of Chocolate Angel Delight for the brown, white and yellow layers) in the face. Whatever Cre Eggs aren't found in the 10 minutes they get to keep for themselves but once they've received their messy forfeits for each Cre Egg found I'm going to sit in front of them whilst they're all sticky and eat the Cre Eggs I found.

Unfortunately my naughty side thinks the most devious thing I can do with a Cre Egg in a WAM session is to eat it in front of the sticky individual that could have won it my nice side also thinks the best use for a Cre Egg in a WAM situation would be to let one's partner suck on the Cre Egg as part of a full body sensual experience as slather them up with other messy and sticky stuff. I'm often torn between what my naughty and nice sides want but it would seem both prefer more cost efficient substances to be able to make a bigger mess with more of them. But hey that's just me (and I know I'm weird), to each their own and so whilst I've now a couple ideas for including Cre Eggs in scenes most if not all will probably wind up eaten.

I think I am going to have to to buy some cream eggs and have some messy fun.

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DAUtLc_efrkU&ved=2ahUKEwib3fujpov3AhUJZcAKHe4MB-cQwqsBegQIBRAF&usg=AOvVaw2bWR6QgwJ93GimwMXEcgvU


I'll just leave this here.

Plot twist....this is the only way any of that Creme Egg goo is getting near my mouth. Sorry guys. Don't wanna start an online war...but Creme Eggs are gross.

this sounds fun. how long did it take to melt

I just found out that they also have mini cream eggs that would be perfect size for insertion.

Cadbury Mini Creme Egg Candies 154 Gram https://www.amazon.ca/dp/B0192WG8PC/ref=cm_sw_r_apan_i_FDQ48NP6WG5FY57GN57P

10 to 20 mins depending on how hot it is in the house wife discided it would be fun for me take her out for drive the other night in my new car its got heated seats in so they tuck about 5 mins to melt that night

You should get some pictures of your cream egg fun so we can see the results.

@ Josh - so excited and can't wait to see the outcome of your creme egg session - I trust it will be very gooey and visually messy!

Oh my gosh. I never once thought about using Cadbury Creme eggs. I love stuffing my briefs with chocolate and letting them melt. Creme eggs have got me all excited today. I wish I had some.

@josh enjoy let us know what u think

The other day after reading this post I bought 5 creme eggs. This evening I was feeling super horny so I opened them up and placed 3 in the front and 2 in the back of my brand new boxer briefs and then put my jeans on. I couldn't believe how amazing and naughty it felt and left me craving for more so I decided it might be fun to go to the grocery store and buy some more creme eggs. I ended up buying 15 more creme and Caramilk eggs so it would be a total of 20 eggs. Now I am out for a walk with all 20 in my pants and it feels amazing.

Who ever originally came up with this creme egg in the pants idea and or challenge deserves a medal.