Santa and his reindeer are running a little late this year, but here's a sneak peek of stuff hitting my store next week

When you work with slimed models, I always like hearing what's in the slime. What's in these slimes?

Love the Seinfeld reference Oh and the messy girls too!!

I can't wait

I'm curious as to what the feats of strength will be

You can cap off the airing of grievances with slime/pies

It IS better to give than to receive

Will we get a festivus miracle and see Kelsey slimed????

Some of you already have...

Whaaaaaa i don't believe you lol

I think those girls have some airing of grievances against Kelsey, and now she is going to hear about them.

Kudos on your choice of the brunette in the first set of pics. Probably my biggest celebrity crush is the musician Caroline Polachek, and she bears a striking resemblance.

OMG YESSSSSSS! She so does!!

And now I'm listening to Bruises for the first time in like a decade

No fair! Teasing us like that lol

It is an amazing site to see. Of course, then I wake up from the dream.

Would love to see as well!

...Says the guy who literally yesterday was teasing me about seeing pics of me slimed

Um, um, I believe that was two days ago. Plus I wasn't gonna out myself as one of the lucky ones.

Okay guys seriously how!? This is mean!!

I'd like to see what these lucky few have seen.

Blame Kelsey, I was keeping the secret.

It is way better than you have ever imagined. Just saying.

Wonderful stuff!

It's gonna be like that Santa M&Ms commercial.

"It does exist!" (faints)

Lmao! I was thinking the exact same thing and was gonna make a comment similar, that's funny

Man you're not helping lol. Just making me more jealous!

Seriously though, how'd you come across such a rare thing as a slimed Kelsey?

I genuinely was feeling kind of down that I didn't get a comment from you on this thread @Devo77!

Thx for the constant support and love

Well, Let's just say I owe this guy one soul.

Admittedly, I'm somewhat disappointed in knowing a preordained chosen few have actually seen that which might as well be a mirage to the likes of us merely mortal men... Kelsey enduring her well deserved Karmic Comeuppance.

I'd like to believe it would be especially satisfying in seeing she who can dish it out and dominate so effectively falling victim to her own preferred method of messy machination.

Maybe one day... (but I ain't holding my breath at this point).

Thankfully her store is chock full of her various accomplishments/conquests.

Dude, just get like REALLY good at playing the fiddle, there's apparently a precedent that's already been set that if you fiddle battle him and win, not only do you keep your soul, but you get to take his fiddle for winning, and its shiny, also made of gold, so get on that shit man, I believe in you!

Nah, just challenge him to a rock off! The demon code prevents him from declining one.

Yea but you think you're gonna beat the guy at HIS genre of music that HE invented? I mean since it's inception rock and roll music has been referred to as "the devils music" it's like what he's most known for, also he apparently has some out of this world lettuce too, but I mean he's probably been playing rock and roll in hell since it blew up and made him a household name as the inventor of it, you think he's kept up on his fiddle skills? Not only would it take him by surprise, it's gonna bring up a pretty serious case of anxiety as all the memories he's tried to suppress come rushing back to him from his most well known and one a VERY few times he's actually lost, he's gonna be flustered and nervous trying to play, he's probably gonna have some embarrassing missed notes at times too, also if you call him a son of a bitch at the end, I'm confident in saying he's gonna cry in the car to Sadam Hussein when he comes to pick him up