Well, I did it again.

I made a complete mess of myself with a bottle of chocolate syrup. It felt unimaginably good (as always). So sticky but somehow slippery. I'm convinced chocolate syrup is the perfect lube. My only regret of course is that it was only one bottle, and not the entire pastry aisle of the grocery store. I guess that's my own fault!

Anyway, hope you enjoy, and Merry Christmas and good tidings to all my fellow chocolate lovers. And even to those of you who don't like chocolate. (Wierdos!)

Cheers!

Did you add any "cream" to that chocolate?

Haha, always, without question.

I know! Squirt whipped cream all over me, then we'll roll around together, and make one hellova muscle dessert!