CU,

sorry for some criticism but it's warranted. You're not saying anything new in your posts. You need to calm down. 995 out of 1000 viewers of this show are teen ladies or single cat ladies that watch this show for the twins. It's the twins show. That's why they got 2 segments on this show. please just watch the show, and point out the good things. Like from today's show.....there was....there was....ok wait until next week. Unless your gay and into male wam, this show will no longer satisfy your needs. Please chill. The past is over. Thanks.

(1) I didn't watch the episode live because I refused to sit through 90 minutes of god-awful dreck to (perhaps) get to see one woman weakly pied while at least 2x's as many guys are destroyed. I will wait for the episode on YT so I can fast forward through the unwatchable parts.

(2) Based on your comment I assume that the 2-to-1 ratio of males pied to females pied held again. In fact, it sounds like the ratio was much worse than 2-to-1. Were any women pied?

(3) I would like to congratulate UMD'ers who are fans of males being pied. You have a show nearly exclusively devoted to the highest quality pie-ing of male models thus providing you with loads of new HD content every single week. Enjoy your gift.

(4) This is the Twitter account of the male host. Perhaps it offers an additional explanation why the show is so overwhelmingly devoted to pie-ing males?

https://twitter.com/matmazzafera

*I have removed my initial review. I hope to have a comprehensive review shortly.

The unofficial tally for the 9.13 episode of Chega Mais:

8 men pied, 4 women pied.

The 2-to-1 ratio of men pied to women pied held as I commented on extensively prior to yesterday's episode.

Once again the women showed no restraint pie-ing the men aggressively (face and hair) for five of their eight pie-ings.*

And once again the men showed considerable restraint gently touching the pie to the women's face, meticuously avoiding messing their hair and leaving most of the pie on the plate.

Only one lady was pied aggressively (again by one of the idiot twin brothers). This pie-ing merits a "very good rating" even though he missed about 1/4 of her face failing to execute the wrap-the-pie-around-her-head technique.

The trend of women receiving a balloon as punishment (saving them the greater humiliation of a pie-ing) continued as well. The women received 3 balloons (one was powder) while the men received only one balloon.

The men have not out-pied the women for 9 straight episodes.

Over the past 8 episodes the men have been pied a staggering 52 times and the women have been pied 21 times.

Removing the month of May (the only month the men out-pied the women) totals to date are:

89 men pied, 53 women pied.

Lopsided numbers such as these occuring over long durations of time can best be explained by manipulation from the producers and models.

Based on quality and quantity I think it's safe to say at this point that the pie-ing portion of Chega Mais is first and foremost a male WAM segment.

I'm not sure what planet you've been on since television was invented, but here on Earth, historically men have been pied roughly twenty to thirty times more often than women and you virtually never see beautiful young models getting pied at all.

It's not fair. I know. I sure wish it was equal or even on any level but that will never ever happen, you might as well wake up to that harsh reality now and save yourself years of heartache.

Enigmahood...

Here's a nearly perfect example of why I called the pie-ing segment on Chega Mais primarily a male WAM segment.

Apparently one of the male models shouted out the answer to a question while his teammate was standing at the buzzer.

The best I can tell (not speaking Portuguese) the hosts claimed this was a violation of the rules. (There are rules?) Therefore the twin was instructed to hit his male teammate with a pie.

(1hr13m7s or click link below).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2I5HA-lfhCY&t=73m7s

Unlike the countless, pathetic, off-target, respectful and weak pie-hits the males have been gifting to the women since mid-July he utterly covers, humiliates and destroys his male teammate with pie.

The execution of the pie-hit was a bullseye .... effortless and simple.

Yet for some unknown reason the males have been mostly unable to execute a basic pie-throw for nearly the last two months when there's a dame in a dress sitting one foot in front of them.

However, when their target is another male their accuracy is 100% and maximum humiliation is their goal. Strange.

I think you need to chill out. You're really spoiling this place with all your incessant whinging.

I'm pretty sure the wam producers here at UMD
have long since historically rectified that inequity.

Yes, but we don't provide clips for free, so we don't count.

"Better to bitch about one mainstream show incessantly, than support ten producers that cater to your exact needs occasionally."
--Peter Benenson (paraphrased)

If you think my comments are hurting your sales please let me know and I will make every effort to reduce my verbiage.

It's not my intention to harm your business.

Well, your comments are honestly starting to hurt my head. I understand you're agitated about this but seriously... Let it go.

You're compiling all this data and making the same argument many times about how rigged and unfair the show is now... Great. We get it. It's a show with hot Brazilian models who don't particularly like getting messy... Which makes them exactly like 99.9% of ALL hot women in the world. [Spoiler alert: Most hot women getting messy in videos got paid. Quite a bit. Up front.]

Another shocker: Guys in Brazil, and in general, are more willing to get messy than women, period. A guy in a black T-shirt and ripped jeans probably cares less about his appearance than a woman wearing a $1000 dress and a hair & makeup job that cost several hundred dollars. That's just math.

And rarely will a man without a WAM fetish pie a woman harder and better than he would a man. That's not conspiracy, that's just society.

And even if the show IS rigged top to bottom.... How, exactly, does posting on a fetish board change anything? If you just want to rant, fine. You've ranted. But no one posting or lurking on this board is:
1) a producer on Chega Mais
2) a host on Chega Mais
3) a regular participant on Chega Mais
4) a teenage girl in Brazil watching Chega Mais

So UMD members agreeing or disagreeing with you accomplishes exactly nothing either way. It would be like expecting Congress to institute policy change based on some angry Facebook rants.

I've made no secret about how great I thought this show was at its best. I've made no secret that all the negative changes have been frustrating. But at some point you let it go. Every mainstream show with great potential either gets worse, or gets cancelled, or both. Trust me: The quicker you stop caring about this show one way or the other, the happier you'll be.

And sure, you could buy some clips that are frustration-free if that's your thing, but I know from experience that the ups and downs of CM don't affect me at all. The people who follow mainstream TV obsessively are a different breed altogether, and most producer clips aren't gonna "work" for them the way a found scene would.

SStuff,

You're fair with your comment and I extend to you my respect for your civility.

I pretty much agree with most everything you said.

I know I'm arguing with the wind and not a single Chega Mais pie will fly in the opposite direction as a result of what I've written here.

It should also be acknowledged that a few here have registered their appreciation for my analysis.

I will wait a few days before I post another critical comment (sans statstics) allowing for headaches to subside.

I mean, don't let me stop you. I have a good customer who still sends me consistent updates on CM (including their IG feed) and he gets as frustrated as you.

I'm just saying, the horse is basically dead and beating it won't bring it back to life. And you really will drive yourself crazy focusing on the inequalities and missed opportunities of this show. I just edit down the good stuff and try to forget everything else that happened.