Mostly here to vent.

I eventually introduce Sploshing to pretty much all my romantic partners, and thus far I've had almost all positive reactions, which led to multiple fun messy sessions. I know that one of the first things a new lady is probably going to do after that convo is a Google search, and this result really pisses me off:

https://www.menshealth.com/sex-women/a32068801/what-is-sploshing/

The headline, and first few paragraphs are pretty solid. Definitely broad strokes, but from an obvious non-wammer, it's seems like they get the idea. Then it totally derails and uses Vomit Fetish as a similar "adjacent" Fetish since it involves eating food. It doesn't get much better from there, and pretty much goes into detail on sensual eating, and ends by suggesting that you introduce Sploshing to your partner by slowly eating spaghetti in front of them.

I know it gets VERY specific, but for me the broad strokes here are pies, slime, & mud. How do these articles somehow completely miss a pie in the face, getting slimed, or mud wrestling?

I can't wait for a girl to find this and stop talking to me so she doesn't get puked on. I'm done. Here's a pic from my collection to keep it on topic.

Agree, that article makes some big leaps. Pretty stupid.

Jesus, that took a bit of a hard right turn into puke-sex, didn't it?

Suspect that says mote about the author's (possibly repressed) fetishes than anything else. Going from splosh to vomit is a pretty extreme leap.

...I find it hard to swallow, for sure.

very sorry, couldn't resist.

Note: wam being misrepresented in mainstream media is a perennial theme her on the umd

Yikes

I rage tweeted about this. What an absolute shit article.

I once did an interview for a fetish portal called 'Myfet. Just send her the link to spare her a Google Search

https://youtube.com/channel/UCT5liGuVcr4T_Ub4FbxyOGQ

To be honest introducing your partner to a fetish takes time, even if you tell them don't expect them to get it and be happy days, it takes years and comes with love and trust. They won't do it because they like it, they will do it because they love you and love takes time.

In the 10yrs I've been with my partner it's taken me a good two yrs to tell her, we have had a fair few messy times, but some have been awkward due to her being uncomfortable. But after yrs went by the love got stronger and she likes to do it to see me happy and now it's a laugh.
Best thing is to make it funny and relaxed. The weirder you make it you most likely won't be doing it again or in a long time.

It annoys me that guys think on the second date they will get a women to get messy. You are kidding yourself. All this will do is flag you for being a creep. Don't be a creep