This was one of my unplanned, spontaneous messes. I needed a little escapism and what better way than burying your head in a nice thick, warm bucket of porridge? Trust me, it's the best way! So I quickly made up 2 buckets of the stuff, put down a sheet and blew up the paddling pool! Once everything was in position, I got down on my hands and knees and proceeded to dunk my head in that glorious stuff ovr and over again! Once I had dunked my head in several times, I picked up the bucket and poured the contents over my head! It felt incredible! I had the second bucket next to me so I did even more head dunking! Holding my breath for as long as I could to savour the sensation of nothing else in the world existing but the warming cocoon around my head! I then poured the bucket over me and played in the pool of porridge for a while. I also added some melted chocolate spread! All my senses were tingling and I found a moment of heaven right there in that pool! I REALLY enjoyed myself and I think you will be able to tell! I played fr a while longer, but then it was time for me to be left alone!
That certainly didn't disappoint. It's always great to see you enjoying yourself so much, and now I really want to get my hands on some more porridge. I seem to have used mine all up.