I sing you "Happy Birthday" and help you blow out the candles while I'm completely naked! Rockin red lipstick and my hair up in pig tails, I tease your beautiful cake by hovering my bum over it before I sit in it, completely destroying the cake, and start rubbing it all over my body! You don't mind though, I'm sure it tastes better on me anyways. Craving more frosting I take out a container of pink strawberry frosting and a container of white buttercream frosting and start coating my hair, face, and body, with the delicious creamy goodness. I finish myself off by dumping a bunch of rainbow sprinkles all over my sticky face and body! Dont I look scrumptious?
DO YOU DO PARTIES!? Haha, just asking what everyone was thinking!
This is done really well! It feels like either a private theatre or of all things a bachelor party in a limo! Lol, yeah my mind wanders quite a bit.
The cake sitting is done very well. Sometimes it just doesn't seem messy or sticky enough and is just kind of crushed (which is something people are into anyway) or on the other end of the spectrum doesn't seem like a real cake. You find just the right perfect medium!
Then the icing comes in and my fantasies start replaying! It honestly looks like it works so well to cover but you use and spend so much less than with pies (my ultimate favorite if any girls ever want to come play? No strings attached!)
Finally, the sprinkles are a great climax moment. For me personally, there's always that one moment that well takes you over the edge. The fun with how they stick combined to how well you pull off being sexy and fun at once is perfection.
To avoid getting perverted, I'll just say it's a great fun piece, especially for around birthdays or events!
newpieguy09 said: DO YOU DO PARTIES!? Haha, just asking what everyone was thinking!
This is done really well! It feels like either a private theatre or of all things a bachelor party in a limo! Lol, yeah my mind wanders quite a bit.
The cake sitting is done very well. Sometimes it just doesn't seem messy or sticky enough and is just kind of crushed (which is something people are into anyway) or on the other end of the spectrum doesn't seem like a real cake. You find just the right perfect medium!
Then the icing comes in and my fantasies start replaying! It honestly looks like it works so well to cover but you use and spend so much less than with pies (my ultimate favorite if any girls ever want to come play? No strings attached!)
Finally, the sprinkles are a great climax moment. For me personally, there's always that one moment that well takes you over the edge. The fun with how they stick combined to how well you pull off being sexy and fun at once is perfection.
To avoid getting perverted, I'll just say it's a great fun piece, especially for around birthdays or events!
Love you, too
planning anything messy for it?
