Are their any ladies on here that have or love getting messy in white jeans thank you.

Tongue,

This is an earnest question. Imagine that you're an attractive young woman who likes getting messy in white jeans. You're reading the UMD forums, and you've just stumbled across this post.

What aspects of this post are going to inspire you to reply at all, let alone to provide (the presumably hoped-for) photos of yourself getting messy in white jeans?

I mean, it could certainly happen, but you haven't even managed to write a coherent ad or demonstrate mastery of words and punctuation. Make an effort, man!