With my dirty bare feet dangling out of the tub (and twitching from the uncomfortable position), I slather myself with eight marshmallow fluff pies. Stopping only to dig out my eyes and my mouth, I'm buried under a mound of fluff. And after playing with the slop and slathering some on my feet (struggling with my left foot a little bit), I dump a bucket of chunky green slime on my head. What a fat, humiliating mess!