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"Banana-slice eyes"
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There was a photo-artist (forget his/her name - - sorry) doing 'decorative" wam on his /her models (usually with a creamy, covering substance like marshmallow, sometimes paint) and then various solid food items like cereal or pasta stuck to her face...not sure if that's too broad for your niche fetish...here is the only pic I have for some reason (i had saved many) and not the best illustration.
...I must say that a banana cream pie (properly made and kept at room temp) is the best type of real pie to use on a model (OK, there are some custom bakery chocolate creams that are great)...the aftermath of a banana cream pie hit is so sexy....
The second pic is from an old video of mine (that is no longer for commercial sale)....the great thing about that shoot was that the model (Danielle) was a GREAT sport who actually said at one point: "I think everybody wants to see the pretty girl get something thrown in her face!"
....and, I got to hit her with two (really messy/gooey) banana cream pies (the first hit is what you see here)...as well as gunge her with lemon cake batter....ahhh, memories...
...I must say that a banana cream pie (properly made and kept at room temp) is the best type of real pie to use on a model (OK, there are some custom bakery chocolate creams that are great)...the aftermath of a banana cream pie hit is so sexy....
The second pic is from an old video of mine (that is no longer for commercial sale)....the great thing about that shoot was that the model (Danielle) was a GREAT sport who actually said at one point: "I think everybody wants to see the pretty girl get something thrown in her face!"
....and, I got to hit her with two (really messy/gooey) banana cream pies (the first hit is what you see here)...as well as gunge her with lemon cake batter....ahhh, memories...
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wamajama said: There was a photo-artist (forget his/her name - - sorry) doing 'decorative" wam on his /her models (usually with a creamy, covering substance like marshmallow, sometimes paint) and then various solid food items like cereal or pasta stuck to her face...not sure if that's too broad for your niche fetish...here is the only pic I have for some reason (i had saved many) and not the best illustration.
...I must say that a banana cream pie (properly made and kept at room temp) is the best type of real pie to use on a model (OK, there are some custom bakery chocolate creams that are great)...the aftermath of a banana cream pie hit is so sexy....
The second pic is from an old video of mine (that is no longer for commercial sale)....the great thing about that shoot was that the model (Danielle) was a GREAT sport who actually said at one point: "I think everybody wants to see the pretty girl get something thrown in her face!"
....and, I got to hit her with two (really messy/gooey) banana cream pies (the first hit is what you see here)...as well as gunge her with lemon cake batter....ahhh, memories...
...I must say that a banana cream pie (properly made and kept at room temp) is the best type of real pie to use on a model (OK, there are some custom bakery chocolate creams that are great)...the aftermath of a banana cream pie hit is so sexy....
The second pic is from an old video of mine (that is no longer for commercial sale)....the great thing about that shoot was that the model (Danielle) was a GREAT sport who actually said at one point: "I think everybody wants to see the pretty girl get something thrown in her face!"
....and, I got to hit her with two (really messy/gooey) banana cream pies (the first hit is what you see here)...as well as gunge her with lemon cake batter....ahhh, memories...
I really like banana cream pies as well.... Unfortunately, I can't find a commercial pudding brand with decent consistency anymore. (Some company that sold AMAZING banana pudding cups discontinued that brand. If you watch videos from SS85-SS105 you'll spot a lot of great banana cream hits.)
If anyone has a brand they love, LMK. I've tried the Jello mixes and I don't like the coloring or consistency.
ANYWAY. Banana slices are a totally different thing. It's a very conscious choice since you're not gonna have banana slices just sitting in a pie! I suppose I could work that in, though, if there's an audience. I've done "crust eyes" in the past but I've never had feedback one way or the other about it...
nativehugh said: I love the humiliation added by sticking a pair of banana slices over a just-pied woman's eyes...so much so that I commissioned this pic on DeviantArt.
Any similar pics/videos out there?
Any similar pics/videos out there?
I saw this drawing on Deviant Art and loved it. Just hits a lot of notes (even though it is a drawing). Which is kind of the point. You can do things with drawings (or maybe a huge budget) that just aren't feasible for WAM producers. Huge fan of cartoons like this --I like Bakerman70's stuff too. Again, because the artist can do what they want with it.
Pictures are like that too. Back in the day before I bought videos, I used to see pics on this site or asfwam (anyone remember that) and think, "Wow! I have to see that in video." Most of the time my imagination, filling in the gaps, ended up being more exciting than the actual video turned out to be. Just to close the loop. The same thing happens with memories. I would probably pay a good deal of money for some pie scenes from TV shows from my youth that I haven't seen in 40 years-- e.g., Electric Company stuff. But, experience has taught me that the memories are better than the reality.
wamajama said:
...I must say that a banana cream pie (properly made and kept at room temp) is the best type of real pie to use on a model (OK, there are some custom bakery chocolate creams that are great)...the aftermath of a banana cream pie hit is so sexy....
...I must say that a banana cream pie (properly made and kept at room temp) is the best type of real pie to use on a model (OK, there are some custom bakery chocolate creams that are great)...the aftermath of a banana cream pie hit is so sexy....
Nothing like a quality banana cream.
Rich: the local grocery chain here used to carry the best BCPs...then just stopped. I asked the baker why (as I had previously bought several for my Ivy video 'Pretty in Pie'...she told me that the BCPs don't "hold together well"...which I did not get at forst, but then realized that the store's practice was to cut up any unsold (whole) pies into single slice servingas and sell then for 2.49 a slice....a single slice of banana cream pie tends to fall apart (having nothing to keep it together) in these single -serving containers....now of course, you can't find a good (large size) BCP except as a frozen pie maybe (and these are not great in terms of thickness)....
Ok, that was dull...but there is a way to make a BCP pie hold together better AND maintain its gooey-ness: take whatever filling you are using (pudding is good, I agree) and add corn starch in increments, stirring it up well, testing for the right thickness....it's one of those Goldilocks effects: "not too much or too little"....also: if you have to make your own: mashed up bananas (just as the skin begins to brown), adding condensed milk drops of corn syrup...and again, corn starch (as needed)...top it off with your preferred cream topping....best to make a batch of pies all at once 'cause it's a bit of work to make just one.
Ok, that was dull...but there is a way to make a BCP pie hold together better AND maintain its gooey-ness: take whatever filling you are using (pudding is good, I agree) and add corn starch in increments, stirring it up well, testing for the right thickness....it's one of those Goldilocks effects: "not too much or too little"....also: if you have to make your own: mashed up bananas (just as the skin begins to brown), adding condensed milk drops of corn syrup...and again, corn starch (as needed)...top it off with your preferred cream topping....best to make a batch of pies all at once 'cause it's a bit of work to make just one.
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wamajama said: Rich: the local grocery chain here used to carry the best BCPs...then just stopped. I asked the baker why (as I had previously bought several for my Ivy video 'Pretty in Pie'...she told me that the BCPs don't "hold together well"...which I did not get at forst, but then realized that the store's practice was to cut up any unsold (whole) pies into single slice servingas and sell then for 2.49 a slice....a single slice of banana cream pie tends to fall apart (having nothing to keep it together) in these single -serving containers....now of course, you can't find a good (large size) BCP except as a frozen pie maybe (and these are not great in terms of thickness)....
Ok, that was dull...but there is a way to make a BCP pie hold together better AND maintain its gooey-ness: take whatever filling you are using (pudding is good, I agree) and add corn starch in increments, stirring it up well, testing for the right thickness....it's one of those Goldilocks effects: "not too much or too little"....also: if you have to make your own: mashed up bananas (just as the skin begins to brown), adding condensed milk drops of corn syrup...and again, corn starch (as needed)...top it off with your preferred cream topping....best to make a batch of pies all at once 'cause it's a bit of work to make just one.
Ok, that was dull...but there is a way to make a BCP pie hold together better AND maintain its gooey-ness: take whatever filling you are using (pudding is good, I agree) and add corn starch in increments, stirring it up well, testing for the right thickness....it's one of those Goldilocks effects: "not too much or too little"....also: if you have to make your own: mashed up bananas (just as the skin begins to brown), adding condensed milk drops of corn syrup...and again, corn starch (as needed)...top it off with your preferred cream topping....best to make a batch of pies all at once 'cause it's a bit of work to make just one.
Sadly, that's just too much work for what basically amounts to "yellow pie filling."
The Jello banana pudding honestly looks more like lemon. I've found that white chocolate honestly pops better on camera. I might add a little food coloring to make it look authentically "banana." Do it right and no one knows but the model! (And considering some producers mix pudding with shaving cream for pies, the actual taste isn't the focus.)
Rich: sure, but I was thinking more about making a batch of mashed up bananas (keeping it in the fridge until needed)...and more for a "special" pieing (in case one got bored with samo samo, which I do/did)...and there is something really "a-peeling" about a model who likes to eat the pie after being hit (many models have actually asked me if they can "eat the pie" 
)...but of course you do way more pie hits per video than I typically did, so, all that work is probably not your cup of tea....banana pudding is still widely available where I am...and models love it....a push BCP is always best, but sometimes a thrown one has a nice effect....here's Alyssa taking a thrown banana ('banana cream pie') pudding pie (with Kool Whip):
https://youtu.be/YfbzNJtC3e8
)...but of course you do way more pie hits per video than I typically did, so, all that work is probably not your cup of tea....banana pudding is still widely available where I am...and models love it....a push BCP is always best, but sometimes a thrown one has a nice effect....here's Alyssa taking a thrown banana ('banana cream pie') pudding pie (with Kool Whip): https://youtu.be/YfbzNJtC3e8
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I've always had a preference for the banana cream pie above all others for any external application. It's always felt like the quintessential in-yer-face flavor for a variety of reasons. For starters, it's an extra sloppy pie (as indicated in wamajama's note about how a single piece of it won't hold together). But perhaps even more importantly, it just seems to be the silliest pie around, which only adds to the appeal of planting it in someone's face (or other areas of the anatomy).
Why is it such a silly pie? Well first there's the name ... Buh-nah-nuh... you have to admit, that is an extremely silly sounding word! Then there's the source fruit itself, with its bright yellow color, its silly shape, and its oh-so-slippery skin, which in and of itself has been known to cause many a pratfall.
[Should also note that coconut cream pie is my second favorite throwing pie, and for most of the same reasons ... a very fluffy and messy pie with a silly sounding name, derived from a very silly-looking source fruit. And probably even some vague undercurrent of those coconut-shell bras on the hula girls of my dreams.]
Finally, here's a fond memory for me that some of you may enjoy hearing about...
Many years ago, a lovely young friend of mine asked me for a very specific gift for her birthday: she wanted to have a small-scale pie fight. (Sounds implausible, I realize, but there is a long story behind this request.) Anyway, on the day, I managed to surprise her a bit by pretending I'd forgotten it was her birthday, when all the while I had eight pies in my car. She was delighted when I finally showed them to her, and she was particularly pleased there were a couple of banana cream pies in the mix (if I'd known this was her favorite flavor, I would've probably gotten all banana cream!).
This was back in the good old days of Pet Ritz pies. Great pies for faces but in my opinion, a bit on the thin side, so we supplemented them with giant mounds of Cool Whip on top, which then made it impossible to tell which flavor lay underneath. Anyway, after we'd pushed three pies apiece into each other's faces, she was pretty pleased with the big mess we'd achieved, but expressed mild disappointment that she hadn't received any banana creams.
She then insisted that we each throw the last two pies at one another, and I was only too happy to oblige. We stayed at fairly close range in order to reduce the chances of missing. I somehow managed to land my pie smack dab in the middle of her face, and it stuck nearly perfectly, leaving her buried under a thick mask of pie. After a brief pause, she exclaimed with perfect comic timing, "Now THAT was banana cream!" and burst out laughing.
Why is it such a silly pie? Well first there's the name ... Buh-nah-nuh... you have to admit, that is an extremely silly sounding word! Then there's the source fruit itself, with its bright yellow color, its silly shape, and its oh-so-slippery skin, which in and of itself has been known to cause many a pratfall.
[Should also note that coconut cream pie is my second favorite throwing pie, and for most of the same reasons ... a very fluffy and messy pie with a silly sounding name, derived from a very silly-looking source fruit. And probably even some vague undercurrent of those coconut-shell bras on the hula girls of my dreams.]
Finally, here's a fond memory for me that some of you may enjoy hearing about...
Many years ago, a lovely young friend of mine asked me for a very specific gift for her birthday: she wanted to have a small-scale pie fight. (Sounds implausible, I realize, but there is a long story behind this request.) Anyway, on the day, I managed to surprise her a bit by pretending I'd forgotten it was her birthday, when all the while I had eight pies in my car. She was delighted when I finally showed them to her, and she was particularly pleased there were a couple of banana cream pies in the mix (if I'd known this was her favorite flavor, I would've probably gotten all banana cream!).
This was back in the good old days of Pet Ritz pies. Great pies for faces but in my opinion, a bit on the thin side, so we supplemented them with giant mounds of Cool Whip on top, which then made it impossible to tell which flavor lay underneath. Anyway, after we'd pushed three pies apiece into each other's faces, she was pretty pleased with the big mess we'd achieved, but expressed mild disappointment that she hadn't received any banana creams.
She then insisted that we each throw the last two pies at one another, and I was only too happy to oblige. We stayed at fairly close range in order to reduce the chances of missing. I somehow managed to land my pie smack dab in the middle of her face, and it stuck nearly perfectly, leaving her buried under a thick mask of pie. After a brief pause, she exclaimed with perfect comic timing, "Now THAT was banana cream!" and burst out laughing.
wamajama said: Rich: sure, but I was thinking more about making a batch of mashed up bananas (keeping it in the fridge until needed)...and more for a "special" pieing (in case one got bored with samo samo, which I do/did)...and there is something really "a-peeling" about a model who likes to eat the pie after being hit (many models have actually asked me if they can "eat the pie" )...but of course you do way more pie hits per video than I typically did, so, all that work is probably not your cup of tea....banana pudding is still widely available where I am...and models love it....a push BCP is always best, but sometimes a thrown one has a nice effect....here's Alyssa taking a thrown banana ('banana cream pie') pudding pie (with Kool Whip):
)...but of course you do way more pie hits per video than I typically did, so, all that work is probably not your cup of tea....banana pudding is still widely available where I am...and models love it....a push BCP is always best, but sometimes a thrown one has a nice effect....here's Alyssa taking a thrown banana ('banana cream pie') pudding pie (with Kool Whip): I definitely have to agree that a pushed or smooshed banana cream pie made with banana pudding and a mountain of whipped topping and frosting cream is both my favorite thing to get messy with and watch a girl get pied with!!
Not to mention that they taste great and there truly is something great about watching completely pied girl eat some of the pie as well!! Something about the brighter, deeper yellow of banana pudding (compared to vanilla) makes it really stand out over all the pie cream and crust when splattered onto someone's face is really awesome, watching that color contrast of banana cream pie mess smeared and rubbed all over the girl afterwards is simply the best Banana pudding isn't readily available in stores near me any more, but I found that you can buy banana pudding for a relatively good price through online restaurant suppliers in large cans, and ordering in bulk makes it surprisingly affordable. Each can will make about 10 to 15 pies and the best price I have seen is ordering in bulk of about 30 cans (5 x 6 pack cans) will allow you to fill each pie with banana pudding for around $0.50 per pie. So if you are looking to use large quantities of banana pudding or have a place to store it all, this might be a good option
Also, I'm surprised I haven't seen that video clip before because it pretty much has everything I look for in a pie video
Cute, brunette girl next door with pigtails and a super pretty face wearing a casual but attractive outfit getting pied with a creamy banana cream pie and playfully laughing, having fun playing with the pie mess, and just enjoying the experience!! Even though it is just one pie hit, I will definitely have to pick up this video!! Thank you for showing me this! 
wamajama said: here's Alyssa taking a thrown banana ('banana cream pie') pudding pie (with Kool Whip):
https://youtu.be/YfbzNJtC3e8
https://youtu.be/YfbzNJtC3e8
Is this the one where the girl didn't know it was coming, didn't know it was a "messy" shoot?
Um, no...this clip is from a recent (non-wam) short video I made in 2015 (Alyssa, and she knew it was coming)...you are referring to the Tabitha's First Modelling Shoot video (my first wam video)...but the "not knowing" part was just pretend; she knew...but what she "didn't know" was how much of an impact the pie would make (it weighed about 3 pounds) and how messy she would get by the end of the shoot!
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