So, when I visited Chicago and went up to shoot with Robby the first order of business was for me to pay a visit to another friend's "engagement" party and then meet Robby back at the room where we were going to shoot. Ready prematurely.....

I came in and plopped down on a chair and Robby says..."Are you ready? Let's go Nice that you're already dressed for the first shoot."
I laughed and basically said "fuck you." (see pic below) And then, "sure, if you want to pay for this outfit." And he said something "Robbylike" about "in all life and dresses a little pie must fall" or some goofy shit like that. And then he says "aren't you dedicated to your fans? Don't want to get pied in your OWN clothes?" The fucker. So I said, "fine, I'll show you, dedication" And went and stood in front of the cameras and said "let's go."
I stood there and I didnt ACTUALLY think he was going to do shit....as I am in this entire get up...Robby knows I dont hardly ever wear makeup or dress up....Im thinking he's calling my bluff...
A few minutes in we get to what I THINK is the first pie and I think "holy fucking shit, I've never actually been pied in my own clothes." He was for REAL...... And it wasn't just my clothes. My own heels, jewelry, etc. What a weird feeling of half anticipation and half "holy shit what the fuck am I doing?"

So, tomorrow I release "The Lady in Red" the second episode of the "Jayce Lane Show". I know Robby always gets asked about backstorys so I thought I'd share this one.

Oh and Robby? You fucker.

But what's the duct tape for?

ready prematurely bc you can ask robby.....i always had that room tarped up and pie crusts out the oven and ready hours before shooting!

kinda ocd about it! hahah!

You've never been more beautiful!

well arent you a peach?!!

thank you dahhhhhling....robby has fine taste. although this was my outfit, he did a good job with the others

now, if robby will have me do sets in victorias secret leggings and hoodies, slouch socks and adidas sneakers.....and i can clean them after??? now we are talking!!!
hahahahaha!

Yeah, I'll get right on that...uh huh.

You look great, Jayce! Those shoes are awesome too!

I think those middle fingers were photoshopped in and you were actually pumping your fist in the excitement of the 2nd shoot. Right?

BTW: Part 1 was awesome. I loved it.

Actually, that was generally her reaction to most of my suggestions. She's subtle like that.

Such a stunning dress, shame it can't get wet too. Though you look stunning in it no matter what.

i dont think that one was salvaged at all.

i have the others i just cant get wet right now. im still not even allowed to let the shower water run over the front of my body. its a BIIIIIIIIITCH. lol.

anyway, it was a stunning dress. heels? salvaged.