Due to my popularity of the Slime Olympics series, I am running it back with the Pie Olympics.
Pretty much the same rules apply: my patrons and I are looking to see what model, as judged by the patrons to the Slimed Models patreon (tier 4 or higher), Kelsey, and myself, can take what we deem to be "the most epic pie in the face." DM me if you'd like me to get in contact with a particular WAM model you would like to see participate in this series, or if you're a WAM model yourself and you'd like to participate. The videos can have multiple models/actors, have a script or be in freeform, be of any length--we are encourage as much creativity as possible. Again, just as last time, this is NOT an open ended contest. This is a paid gig, where the winner will be given a bonus prize. I will NOT accept open, unapproved submissions. As with all WAM gigs, every submission must be pre-negotiated. When I post the videos to be judged by my patrons, they will have the option to "score" the videos on a scale from 1-30, the highest aggregate score will be declared the winner! Here are the rules and the scale by which the gals will be judged by.

Rules:

ONE pie in the face. Model must not take more than one pie for the sake of fairness. Pie must fit in a standard aluminum pie tin, and not in a larger/different container.

All models/actors in the video and all those participating in the making of the video must be over the age of 18.

Video must be submitted prior to June 1st.

No bodily fluids in the ingredients of the pie. Please run all ingredients by me, @slimed_models, before making the video.

Scale:

10 Possible Points: Grossness of the Pie

Usually, when I'm making a pie, I layer it with pudding and cool whip on top of a graham cracker crust. However, for this competition, we are looking for creativity for how to make a pie for pieing. And the grosser the better! Maybe the model will leave the pie out in the sun for a week to see what will happen. Maybe they'll make it out of mayo and ketchup. Who knows!

10 Possible Points: Messiness/Coverage

The messier the better. Duh.

10 Possible Points: The Humiliation Factor of the Pie-ing

We're looking for a funny set up to the ultimate punchline of the pie in the face. Maybe a public pieing. Maybe a funny script where the villainess quite literally meets her just desserts at the conclusion. The more epic the humiliation factor, the more points the model get.

And, just as before, all patrons to my patreon who are video all-access tier, will be able to score the submissions! So come on down to Slimed Models to see the epic results of the Slime Olympics, and get stoked for the Pie Olympics!

Oh man.... I just KNOW someone is gonna do a simulated "cow pie"....

I'm seriously considering taking the plunge on a membership for this. I'd suggest some extra rules if you are going for humiliating pie scenes.
Avoid self pieings as it's hard to say it's humiliating if someone is doing it to their selves. Also the way the pie is delivered should play a factor, the person dishing out the pie has lots of control over the humiliation factor. Big hits, rubbing it in or twisting type smears where one person is "getting over" on another works well when trying to capture that humiliating vibe.

GREAT feedback I'll def share that with the gals

LOL, Scarlet is gonna be doing this I'm sure and I only hope she pies herself better than the last one she shot on her phone for another Instagram producer.
That one was HILARIOUS in how bad it was. Like, I've kidded her about it several times and literally worked her awful self-pie technique into a sketch. (Not released yet, but it's a good one.)

Anyway. Maybe my coaching has helped her some but she's got an uphill battle to win this one.

And Ace, these are girls shooting from home on their cell phones with their husbands delivering the pies. I doubt you're gonna get the level of "WAM Producer Style" humiliating hard hits that you crave.

We might just put together a submission for this as well......

no?

Haha, but you're actually ON this forum. An IG model who's willing to get messy for money but has no real love or desire for WAM isn't gonna deliver hits the same way. I've "coached" lots of models over the years and they're still usually terrible at it, even with me right there giving pointers.

So you might win this one going away WT!

I really hope these Olympics contain more events.

Always open to new ideas my dude... like the 400m hurdles??

Hopefully without the same doping scandal. Then again, if we let steroids into the wam olympics, we could really see some new records in the pie toss.

HOLY FUCK.

@WildThang that is one of the best pieings (for my tastes) I've ever seen

Granted, I'm not much of a pie person, but that gif like scratches ALLLLL of my itches! Smushed with purpose. Sloppy pie filling. Pouty humiliated reaction. And the squeezing of the tin to empty the remaining glop on her head... fuck me up fam!

What video is that from? And do you guys have more that are similar in terms of the pie quality and level of sloppy playful humiliation? I want I want I want

Human Garbage Disposal event!

I'm almost thinking of doing it based on your template, where I offer equal budget to producers to do Human Garbage Disposal, and the best one wins an additional prize.

But I feel too many people with low quality would try to enter and I would feel rude denying them entry.

Maybe create a form with requirements that needs to be submitted to create a barrier.

That's what I did brother. Understand the concern but was pretty blown away from the results from the slime Olympics I did

That gif is from our Red Nose Day video and all our pie scenes are the same pie recipe and very similar reactions in all the hits. I DM'd you.

Lol maybe, maybe not. Husbands or boyfriends may do a better job then producers at dishing out pies. Good smearing or good impact are the basics.They may not get off on it like we do but they may have fun and go for it, especially if it's a competition and wimpy or awkward pie handling could cost them the Olympic gold....whatever they get.

Awesome!