I had just been live for almost 2 hours. I was already messy, but nowhere near enough... and there was so much mess ready to use! Then my girlfriend came home and very much finished the job.

She surprised me with a yoghurt while I was fooling around. She completely coated my head and back with the rest of the porridge. And she was super excited to spray me with whipped cream too. Needless to say I couldn't help but then play with myself and really enjoy the predicament that I was in... ;)