Okay, here's somewhat of a spin-off question from my other rather polarizing thread.
Have you ever had any incidents in real life that could be considered Wam-centric and been there like "Oh god don't get turned on please don't.'?
Setting people up to get messy or get you messy is wrong, but sometimes the universe likes to have fun at our expense, just wondered if anyone had a story to share.
I guess it would depend on quantity lol xD I mean that's something everyone has done so it's not like you'd be a risk of being 'found out' through that I doubt.
I could share a few tales off the top of my head. More commonly wet than messy.
I certainly remember standing on a bridge on a rather rainy day watching a group of canoeists paddling up the shallow river below. There was a little desultory splashing going on, and they were obviously on the point of turning back. But as the others milled around, one girl near the bank slowly and deliberately tipped her canoe until the gunwhale was just below the surface and water started flowing in. No-one else was paying attention, and she let the water flow in, quite deliberately wetting her shoes, socks and trousers. Eventually, when the canoe had about 4" of water in it it grounded. She stepped out into the shallow water, tipped the water out, climbee back in and rejoined the group, none of whom seemed to have noticed what was happening.
There have been other times I've watched girls get wet in rivers or waterfalls, and at least once get muddy on a beach. But it was the deliberateness of this incident which made it stand out. I think its often hard to know when we see something how much, and in what way, the person is "enjoying" it themselves. But in this case I wasnpt in much doubt!
Actually, if I can pick up on my own last point there, do you reckon many people "innocently" enjoy getting wet or messy? I've always tended to assume that those who seek it out, whether by entering a wet tee shirt contest or a charity pieing, by taking part in a fancy dress dip in the sea or race in the mud, or just getting a bit wetter than they need to when crossing a stream or a big puddle, are getting at least something of the same thrill that I'd get in their situation. But its hard to know, isn't it?
I had an old friend who's mom came by once and she was pretty hot, at least to a horny adolescent teenage boy. Anyways, her and my mom were chatting and she asked for some hand lotion and I was goofing around, and I squeezed the bottle and it exploded in her face.
Literally half the bottle one of those large pump bottles was now covering her face, hair, chest, and I was about 13/14 and just coming into my fetish (My turn on was always the coverage no matter the substance), and was immediately turned on (Cannot remember if I had an erection but I wouldn't doubt it) so yeah, turned on uncomfortably so, that I just had to run grab a towel then excuse myself to my room to try with the excuse of homework because I was so embarrassed.
So yeah accidental wam is awkward at least in my experience.
Years ago, I was at a week-long group training session for a company that I worked for. I was with about 8 people that I had never met before, some ladies and some men.
We went out for a drive, and the person driving got his car stuck in some mud. A couple of the guys and I tried to help push him out. All of a sudden, he gunned it, and I got totally covered in mud from head to toe! It was all over my face and clothes!
I figured that if I got mad that they would think I was a bad sport, do I just laughed about it. We went into a store to get cleaned up a little, and I joked about it to the surprised clerks.
Later that evening, after I had cleaned up, they told me that they figured I would get mad, and when I didn't, it really warmed them up to me.
I did not get "excited", though I've purposely gotten that messy at other times and could hardly contain myself. So I don't know if "in real life" with no sexual overtones, I just wasn't turned on, or because I was trying to be "cool" about it, it didn't excite me, or what. **
Also, when I've seen a woman accidently get messy, or splattered by mud, it's not usually been a turn-on. I saw a female friend of mine get splashed by a car going through a puddle once, and I felt sorry for her, and not turned on. Everyone else was laughing at her. The muddy water was all over her face, in her hair, and all over her clothes.
So maybe I only react when it's supposed to be funny, or is done on purpose.
Norman
** I looked like the couple from the "Napa Oil Mud" clip that was just posted.
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