I'm bored at work, so let's play a game. Whatever letter is next when you go to comment you have to come up with 1) what they're wearing 2) what they're getting messy with.

I'll start.

Clothing: A-line strapless evening gown

Substance: a mixture of Apple sauce, almond flour, and almond milk. Feel like it could create a decent gunge-like substance (especially since I'm pretty sure a certain tv network used applesauce for their slime)

Clothing: Bulging black breifs

Substance: Bucket of baked beans.

Clothing: Denim Booty Shorts

Substance: Devil's food cake

Clothing: Elastane leotard

Substance: carton of Eggs

Clothes: Footie shirt, Flared Jeans and Flip Flops

Substance: Fudge cake

Clothing: Gym Gear

Substance: Green Gooey Gunge

Clothing: Hoodie, Hipster briefs & Hi-top trainers

Substance: Hazelnut spread and Honey

Clothes: Industrial overalls

Substance: Ice cream

Clothes: jockstrap

Gunge: jlube

Clothing: Kilt

Substance: Key Lime Pies

Clothes: Loose T-shirt and Leggings

Substance: Lemon Meringue Pie and Lard (yep strange combo)

Clothing: Mankini

Substance: Mud

Clothing: Naked
Substance: Nutella

Clothing: overalls

Substance: orange juice pitchers my partner is slowly pouring down my front


Who's gonna do P???

Paisley panties, porridge with peanut butter

Clothes: Quilted shirt

Substance: Quark and Quiche

Clothing: Uniform for a firefighter

Substance : Unpasteurised milk

Since we seem to have skipped over R, S, and T, I'm going to take T.

Outfit: T-otally Naked

Substance: "T-ar" and Feathers

OK I'll fill in the missing ones, and get us back on track.

R

Clothes: Raincoat

Substance: Rice pudding

S
Clothes: Suit

Substance: Spaghetti

Right, back on track now. For anyone who hasn't seen Sesame Street the next letter is V

outfit: vans and a velvet dress

mess: vichyssoise and vegetable oil

W

Clothing: Tight, faded W-ranger jeans, a classic W-hite t-shirt, and W-ell W-orn W-olverine W-ork boots (preferably brown), and a W-ide leather belt.

Substances: W-hipped cream pies, head to toe, followed up with W-ater, W-ater EVERYWHERE, ripping off that shirt, unbuckling that belt, undoing those jeans, and a full-body W-affle batter trashing.

Xerxes Costume

Xanthan Gum Slime

Clothes: Yarn sweater and Yoga pants or Yellow polka dot bikini (and itsy bitsy teenie weenie one)

Substance: Yogurt, lots of it

Z

Zoot Suit

zucchini squash puree