As you may know, we just spent the weekend in Birmingham, getting incredibly messy! We thought you might like a little run-down of how it went...
I got tied and pied, gunged and slimed, Drenched in all sorts and a bit more besides. Underwear filled and many cakes squashed, Bondage virginity well and truly lost! From messy to wet and then messy again, Drenched head to toe by myself, my fella and new friends Birmingham was a blast but now I'm back to the grind Hold on, is that dried custard in my ear that I find?!
I also joined twitter on Friday so I spent the weekend giving updates on our spills and thrills! If you haven't followed me yet have a look below for all the photos you missed out on! Come and find me; @jnc_splosh For every 100 followers I get I'm going to give them a special treat
For those of you who like statistics, here is a run-down of what we got through in Birmingham:
Six movies shot Thousands of photos taken Four lovely new friends 25 litres of custard 40 litres of gunge 16 litres (64 packets) of angel delight - That's 16 litres of milk 18 cans of whipped cream 8 cans of shaving foam 6 cans of baked beans 4 cream cakes 1 raspberry pavlova 3 tins of golden syrup 3 pots of jelly 2 bowls of jello 1 tin of treacle 3 pots of chocolate custard 1 jug of cake batter 1 bottle of chocolate sauce 2 bottles of strawberry sauce 2 bottles of toffee sauce 3 blancmanges 10 shortcrust pastry cases Countless paper plate and foil pie tins I took nearly 50 pies to various parts of my body!
At the end of the weekend we were running rather late to check out. With 10 minutes to go we had to pack our bags, clean the floor (without a mop), fill a black sack with our remaining empty packets/pie tins/dust sheets, clean up the kitchen, rinse out the bath, re-arrange the furniture, pack up all our equipment and get it out the door - phew! By the time we got into the car and drove home we were exhausted, but had huge smiles on our faces from a fantastic weekend and crazy clean-up! Just as we parked up in London we realised that I'd left all my white undies in the washing machine - still unwashed and covered in chocolate, golden syrup and custard! Luckily the lovely people at the apartments are going to wash and dry them and send them back to me
We can't wait for the next one (London June 27-29). Drop me a message if you'd like to join us
Love you, too
so I spent the weekend giving updates on our spills and thrills! 
