Some ideas are crazy. Some are downright insane. And then there's the one my occasionally compilation editor suggested: "Hey Rich, how about if I compile all the pie hits from all of your blonde models??"
With a few (small) exceptions, this is exactly what you think: EVERY SINGLE pie hit delivered to EVERY SINGLE blonde model during our standard-def era. Which means you get: Liz (our first model ever!), Holly (our first insane bikini girl), Meg (both solo and with Eden!), tiny Amber (oh those self pies), Marisa and Brandi (two of our hottest 'fly-in' models ever)... And tons of one-timers, like Morgan, Melissa, Marti, Tasha, Sydney, and Tracy. (I still miss Tracy.)
Honestly, I have NO idea if there's a market for these clips or not. But if nothing else, this is the most comprehensive retrospective of pie hits we've ever done (even if it's just our blonde girls). We're talking 20 different girls and 107 separate scenes.... Or in layman's terms, over 1000 pies!
Four different clips are available chronologically (Part 1 is the oldest, Part 4 most recent) or you can buy the "Blonde Bundle" and get EVERYTHING. Let me know what you think, or just pick up a clip. Depending on interest, we might have to spotlight the brunettes and redheads next!
I know you used to offer a special deal for anyone who wants to buy the entire SlapstickStuff kit-n'-kaboodle. I have not checked your website recently, since it continuously grows with new material. I don't know if you offer any special deal any more to purchase everything you've ever made. But, if you still do, what does it cost? What is the cost to have everything flown in to customers on dvd? What is the cost to download everything? Just curious.
OldZoidberg said: I know you used to offer a special deal for anyone who wants to buy the entire SlapstickStuff kit-n'-kaboodle. I have not checked your website recently, since it continuously grows with new material. I don't know if you offer any special deal any more to purchase everything you've ever made. But, if you still do, what does it cost? What is the cost to have everything flown in to customers on dvd? What is the cost to download everything? Just curious.
I stopped doing the "Buy Everything For $X" deal because: 1) no one really buys DVDs much, and 2) it just became impractical to keep changing the price (slightly) with every new release.
BUT there are still folks who buy DVDs, and the current offer (which has been the same for years) is basically: Buy 4 or more, and EVERY DVD is $10. Which still means that buying everything would cost you.... $1700.00. But I would be more than willing to cut a deal on that... HA! Or really, any giant order, like more than 30 discs or something. Email me.
By the same token, my original download store offers a 1% discount for every additional clip you buy in the same order, with a maximum 30% discount. (The HD stores offer a 2% discount!) So basically you could download everything at 30% off, and still break it up as you go along.
(I'm pretty sure your question wasn't serious, but this answer kinda is...)
Caution said: Seriously, with all the scenes and models you've filmed, did you have to compile a spreadsheet to be able to put this together?
This was Dan's baby, honestly. I personally would NOT have undertaken such a project... mainly because it would've tied me up for weeks, and you wouldn't have seen the last 3 volumes I released yet!
He threw out the idea and had a list of the girls he wanted. I came back with some more names I thought he'd overlooked. A couple emails later, and we basically decided it made no sense to just pick "blonde models" at random, so I ran down the list and pulled every volume that fit. Minus some nitpicking, like: Ashley made it as a true blonde, but not a strawberry blonde. Any scene with a non-blonde model in it got tossed too, so that eliminated almost all the 2-girl scenes. Even narrowing it down, it was still an insane amount of scenes. MANY days of uploading. And MANY days of editing on Dan's part!
SStuff said: Depending on interest, we might have to spotlight the brunettes and redheads next!
It'll be a pretty short film if you spotlight the redheads!
My memory's getting bad, but I don't remember hardly any redheads!
But I LOVE redheads!
Norman
We've had a few....
Great pics, Rich! But I didn't really see hardly a redhead in the bunch! Maybe in real-life their hair looks reddish, and they're all beautiful ladies, but .....
I'm talking a deep red, or even orange. Some of these look "strawberry-blonde", so that's close.
Of course, I'm just giving you a hard time, because they are all lovely, with pretty hair, and great bodies, and they get VERY MESSY!
It seems to have just happened that of the many (many) women you've pied over the years, ones that had the right look, and could do the job, and didn't mind getting all messy for us, hardly any were redheads. But it's not a big deal; I've still gotten a number of your vids!
I am awaiting to earn enough money...so I can send a least 1000$ to Rich and buy the opportunity to see Breana's tits....I hope to do not die before this....
Mr_Pies said: Gee Rich, this is great, but you can't forget about all those good looking brunettes, right?? How about a all brunettes compiliation?? Huh???!!
Exellent... different anticipations and reactions :notworthy
Just bought part 4. Holy Smokes!! Britney is my dream girl!!! I know I'm about 7 years late to the party, but those reactions to being pied are awesome. The self pieings are a thing of beauty. And what a body! Thanks!!