Wearing a white t-shirt and denim shorts I decide to give myself a thorough trashing in the bath. First a bucket of green gunge over my head which I rub into my body. Then some foam pies followed by a bucket of thick black gunge. Then I rip my t-shirt off and rub the slop into my chest and over my head and face. More pies! Then I pour the gunge back into the bucket and give myself another coating!