More remastered vintage SlapstickStuff! And a brief dip before we get back to the models you remember (yes, Toshia is coming soon). After releasing a pair of two-girl volumes that sold truckloads, I followed up with volumes from 5 brand-new solo models.... who never came back.

How did this happen? Who knows? It wasn't like I knew it at the time, and I did get bummed when a couple models never returned. (See below.) Anyway, maybe they get a bit more love now with all the SS16-21 clips remastered to MP4 and expanded with all the unedited footage. As always, the updated clips are in the Vidown and UMD stores and should be streaming as well. [FYI, the pics towards the bottom are screen grabs I just took from the "remastered" MP4s, and I think you can tell the improvement even from those? The pics up top are the ones that have been on the website for ages.]

Fun fact: Apparently these were the FIRST clips I ever released as downloads! Yep, SS21 had just dropped when Soundguy asked me to join his brand-new "Vidown" store, so I simply rendered the last few months of releases to WMV... and watched as they sold like gangbusters. (Over the years, they would NOT sell like gangbusters. Still, those first few weeks....)

SS16: Caroline! Terrible actress, but very hot, and super down to get messy. That opening outfit she wears is something else.... and yes, she took a phone call 10 seconds before getting pied. (Three guesses what her ringtone was. No, you can't check the video.) I actually wish she'd come back.... Some really nice coverage in all these scenes, especially S1 (for fans of real pies) and S2 (for fans of SC buildup). Plus, the first appearance of "girl dressed as boxer," which never caught on! (She's in short shorts and a tight top, and she can't wipe her face cuz of the boxing gloves... How did people not love this?!?)

SS17: Amy.... Super Southern, somehow related to SS02/07 Tracy if I remember. Young too, maybe only 18? Thought the whole thing was hilarious. Came with her older sister.

SS18: Diana... First model with visible tattoos and fake breasts. Ahead of the curve! (Also first butt pies. All kinds of milestones.) A bit overwhelmed but got plastered quite nicely in a lot of these scenes. (Her self-pies in S2 were some of my faves.) First appearance of "sexy cop," plus the boxer shows up again. Came with her mom (?) and a baby (???) that wasn't hers (maybe her sister's?!?) and yes, we're definitely in the South. Baby didn't cry once. Seemed to enjoy seeing her get pied, weirdly. (If that baby is on this forum now, speak up.)

SS19/20: Deyna... NOT Deana, or Diana, and even I'm getting confused. NOT Southern. Very sarcastic and quite hot, and yes those were real, and I really regret not working with her again because I didn't love the video quality of this one. (I switched cameras and the wide angle actually looks better.) She seemed game... and then she got "big" and wouldn't do it again. (Her later model pics are crazy hot, I should track down one and share it.) First appearance of "army girl," plus the cop returns. Final scene with that VERY low-cut dress is my fave. Came with her boyfriend, except he slept in the car and I never met him.

SS21: Marti.... Very Southern again. Couldn't stop laughing. Came with her mom who seemed HIGHLY skeptical of the whole proceedings and checked the (hotel) bathroom for hidden cameras. (Yes, we're definitely in the South.) Not sure she had the right vibe but she would've been fun to shoot again. "Tennis girl" makes the first of only 2 appearances and no, she looks nothing like Steffi Graf if anyone remembers her. But could Steffi take all that slime and pie herself so well? I think not.

I DO love this! Though my favorite pied boxer is Ashley from SS29 (can't wait to see the clip remastered).

Anyway thank you for all your work Rich! And keep sharing your experiences with the models: I find it very interesting!

Cheers!

I love reading these. Some of my favorite models in this group. Caroline in the parking lot is low-key a fave and very affordable for those looking for a bargain.
The Deyna scene with her in boots was one of the first scenesI bought from you. Loved her look and remains one of your top models, looks wise, IMHO. Would love to see what she looks like now-- her look is right in my wheel house.

FBOW I would often save a model's pro pics before I worked with them, usually they'd be good inspiration for when I was writing the scenes.
In Deyna's case I was clearly frustrated about not being able to shoot her again... cuz I have a LOT of later pics. She had her own website for a spell! It's been at least a decade since she's done anything tho, probably happily married with kids somewhere now.

(Also threw in some Caroline pics I forgot about! These are from 2004.... She only modeled very briefly, she actually got pregnant shortly after our shoot so that was the end of her "career." Too bad!)