5 Tins of Messy Stuff "5 tins of messy stuff, some shaving foam and some pancake batter"
I pour five tins of messy substances over my head and fill my boxers. These tins contained beans, custard, cream, soup and rice pudding. I end up removing my boxers and masturbating while covered in the mess. I also pour a bowl of pancake batter over myself then use a bowl of shaving foam to cover my head and face with it.
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