Hey
August 29th is my 30th birthday. Hoping to do a nice big mess!! Each person the replies can name a mess and an instruction for that mess.

Not really any limits. Happy to use any item of clothing if your instruction needs it. Leave quantities if you wish, bit il will get a decent amount of each item anyway

Thanks

How about starting out with a bottle/can/jar of treacle poured inside the front of your pants, all over your cock, balls, and pubes?

How about a bucket (or some type of large container) and fill it with various types of soups (for a yucky mix) and then gunge yourself.

Tins of spaghetti in your pants

Some nice thick porridge over your head in a nice crisp football kit

You already know what I'm gonna say
Cake Batter

Also your wearing your colourful socks x

You must have to break a few eggs over your head!

Got to have a ncice gooey chocolate cake! But it would be a shame if it was on your chair and you sat on it while not wearing anything below the waist

Happy "Dirty Thirty," in advance!

Thanksss....wanna add something to the mess?

A classic bucket of beans over your head - Happy Birthday

You can leave another instruction after 3 different people have replied.

Gotta have a cake in your birthday suit hahaha

Happy birthday man sending as much mess as I can and a cake

How had this gone quiet?!
It's getting closer each day

Let's add some Frosting Pies to the list!
2 In the form of a sandwich xxxx

Will close replies at midnight UK time

Let's make pies 5 pies!

1. Ketchup, mustard, mayo, vanilla extract, mushroom soup, and pudding
2. Ranch, baked beans, gravy, soda, ice cream, and barbecue sauce
3. Chocolate, caramel, custard, relish, pumpkin pie filling, and nacho cheese
4. Frosting, tuna, cole slaw, apple pie filling, blueberry pie filling, and apple sauce
5. Jam, honey, cottage cheese, pasta sauce, clam chowder, and wet dog food

If my math is right that's 30 ingredients! Enjoy!

turn yourself into a Reese's - cover yourself in peanut butter and chocolate

Faceplant into a nice birthday cake

Let's add 5 kg of custard over the head

A head dunk into a bucket of something really thick - mushy peas, or mashed potato.

Black treacle and honey

Hehe.
Thinking 2 bottles of golden syrup over the head and into your boxers

Gallon of oatmeal dumped over your head

Happy birthday! Let's go with a mayonnaise shower and facial I'd say have a grand day but all these dates are gonna guarantee that!