After a winter day out which "sadly" ended in the prints of my Fishboy sweater and my Oniboy t-shirt to become completely muddy (which I even sadlier was not able to film happening) I had to wash it all off the shirts. I ended up doing that in the shower, naturally, and wore my newly-made-normal Widowboy sweater over them. The way I fixed Widowboy with my scissors made it so that you could still see the muddy Fishboy sweater, notably through Widowboy's hair and stomach holes. Nobody can argue that this time, getting those three shirts wet (and soaped in the case of Oniboy) is the best course of action here.