In which my very smart, long suffering, grey waistcoat takes a further load of yellow coloured gunge whilst I wear a blue double cuff shirt with the cuffs rolled back. The tie is rather short but posh dark red affair. The gunge is poured all over my outfit very slowly, including into and filling my white Lonsdale trunks.

After the gunge I turn on the shower and slowly rinse myself. The tie is snipped with scissors at the end. The blue shirt lives to fight another day, but the tie and the trunks went into the bin as permanently stained. The waistcoat also survived.