Part 1/3 'Baptism by Ketchup'

All praise His holiness in all His saucy glory, the second coming of wheat and water transformed and given new life as pasta. More than a kilo of pasta. Hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster. R'Amen.

In the sanctity of my own home, I lay out the plastic wrappings and dress in my finest thigh-highs and frilly skirt. Modest in the face of the Flying Spaghetti Monster whose energy I transmit through condiments--the holy trinity of ketchup, mustard, and mayo.

It begins with a release of energy, stepping on the bottle of mayo so the creamy whiteness arcs in the air and creates the first of what is to be an erotic slathering over my face, hair and clothes. My black high socks are the first to get messy, but nowhere is safe as the ketchup clings to my long, dark hair. I squeeze more mayo into my striped panties and wedgie myself so it oozes out the sides of my ass. I'll be needing it later when I get to sodomizing myself in part two in the name of our savory lord and savior.

Pasta gets stuffed everywhere. At one point I even grab a handful to fill one of my socks, making an obscene bulge over my calve.

Ravenous, I transition from great red streaks of sweet tomato reduction to covering myself with the smooth, starchy touch of pasta. Mixing with all the condiments, it actually doesn't taste bad and I shovel more into my mouth consistently while I let the depravity descend on me, including dumping the leftovers of BBQ sauce I had on my face while rubbing pasta all over my panty-clad cunt and everywhere else I can get their warm touch. I'd just cooked the pasta and this was filmed in the middle of winter. You can literally see the steam coming off the pasta it's so cold, but I'm horny, and horny makes me hot, weather be damned. I also nod my head in approval at the condiment-flavored flesh of His delicious sacrament in the form of dried crusts I meant to make into croutons, but have found a better place as a part of my fetish video.

The imagery is pretty epic, and I become my lunch both inside and out. Part one ends as I flick my panties to the side to expose my hairy cunt and ready to impale myself on a big black dildo.

Note: X-rated because I stick my finger up my asshole and it's obvious I'm really turned on. Otherwise, this is a fully-clothed, softcore sequence where I happen to flash my pussy. Parts 2-3 to be full-on hardcore solo debauchery.