Valentine's Day is here!

And we present you, your sweetheart: Val!

This handsome young man is ready to share your life and fulfill your every desire.

There he is, down on one knee, proposing marriage! For the occasion, he's wearing his finest white shirt and a bow tie.

How romantic! But the only response to thi poor fool, is a pink cream pie right in the face!

To make him understand just how pathetic his proposal is, his humiliation continues: more pink pies, thicker and creamier each time, are poured on his face and hair.

Then pink strawberry juice is poured over his hair.

He then receives pink heart-shaped confetti.

He's covered in cocoa powder (a Valentine's Day without chocolate isn't a real Valentine's Day!).

After a first messy shampoo, he ges thick pink paste on his head again, and is then shampooed with it once more.

This mixture is spread on him several times, so much so that he looks like he's covered in vomit!

Poor Val... He's just realized what awaits him if he marries a Wammer!