I haven't a date for Valentines, but it's no worries! What I do have is three layers of sweet, fluffy cake (lemon sandwiched between strawberry) coated in cool whip frosting, a bucket of cupcakes (chocolate and vanilla!), a bucket of pink cake batter slime, banana cream pie, whipped vanilla frosting, and condensed milk! So much lusciousness, so many pink and red hues! I wear my light pink sweater and floral wrap skirt, not wanting to feel left out from all the other gals dressing up for their dates. I decorate myself and the cake with pink cake batter before pushing thru all 3 layers with my ass! It feels like a cloud, and you can see I'm going commando under the skirt! The pudding pie felt so silky, I wished I'd made at least three more. I spread the messes all the way down to my sparkly painted toes before finishing myself off with condensed milk mixed with sprinkles! Just as I'm feeling good about my Valentines Day, Draid reminds me we had plans this evening... Oops!