Something that has always baffled us up here in the wilds of North Yorkshire, is the fairly common game known as "Strip or Slime," in which contestants get a choice of removing an item of clothing, or getting messy. That makes no sense at all to us, why would anyone want to take their clothes off before a gunging? Madness! So we have our own alternative, "Clothes or Custard." Players start in their underwear, and every time someone loses a round, they need to decide whether to have some custard in what they are already wearing, or, if they still have stuff to put back on, whether to pull on another item of theur outfit. Of course, once someone is fully-dressed, then they have to take the custard, though in reality many of our people will chose a mix, having some gloop applied before they get completely dressed.

Today, playing the game, we have:

Charity, weating a blue Adidas Firebird tracksuit, pale blue polo shirt, and trainers, over a pale blue one piece swimsuit.

Miss Abigail, wearing blue disco pants, a shimmery silvery top and shimmery shirt, worn open, with very cute colourful ankle boots, over a black bra and panties set.

Lucia, wearing black PVC jeans, a shiny black top, black zip-front top over it, and calf-high patent leather boots, over a black bra and panties set.

To start with, they all strip down to their underwear. Then, in pairs, taking turns, they play Scissors-paper-stone, and the loser of each round has to choose whether she is going to put some clothes on, or have some custard in what she's already wearing.

They take interstingly different approaches. Lucia choses to put quite a lot of her very sexy shiny black outfit back on before she starts to get messy. Charity on the other hand chose to have a fair bit of custard poured into her swimsuit before she starts putting her tracksuit back on. And Abigail enjoys having her panties nicely filled before she pulls her disco pants back on, with interesting effects when she then sits down again.

They go on playing until all three are once more fully-dressed, and utterly drenched in custard. There are full custard shampoos and face coverage for all three of them too.

There's also a separate hosedown washoff video where, still fully-clothed, they thoroughly hose each other down, and then shampoo and condition their hair, with floods of foam flowing down their backs when the shampoo is rinsed off.

We think our game is much more fun than Strip or Slime!