Welcome to The Snot Spot, where bedroom crimes receive slimy, snotty justice.

Our unfortunate contestant has been nominated by his thoroughly exhausted partner for a most irritating domestic offence: months of relentless, window-rattling, sleep-destroying snoring. The crime has been logged. The evidence is overwhelming. And now, beneath a massive tank of revolting green gunge (or should we say... snot?), justice will be served.

Dressed in impossibly tight blue Lycra that leaves absolutely nothing to the imagination, our nocturnal noisemaker is perched on the giant red inflatable "nose" chair. There's no escape. No reprieve. And as our wickedly theatrical host circles with gleeful mockery, it becomes very clear that someone is rather... enthusiastic about their predicament.

The anticipation builds. The Lycra becomes even more informative. The squirming intensifies. And when the host finally counts down and unleashes that torrential cascade of thick, green, snotty gunge, an absolute deluge transforms our victim into a gunge-drenched spectacle.

But we're not done. Multiple camera angles capture every moment of snotty humiliation. Replays let you savour the exact instant the snot hits. And the aftermath? Well, let's just say our contestant gets rather hands-on with all that warm, slippery gunge trapped inside his Lycra, leading to a "Naughty Bit" that proves this punishment might not be quite as effective as his partner hoped.

Due to the sheer indignity and visible... reactions... involved, the contestant's face has been censored throughout. After all, being caught in such a state on The Snot Spot would be absolutely mortifying.

Expect skintight Lycra, theatrical cruelty, gallons of green gunge, and one very satisfied host delivering exactly the kind of snotty justice that snorers everywhere deserve.