well, Dixie watches savory challenges and boasts she can take that much mess... i put her to the test! Then, in the end, I show her who is really boss! haha! insane and absurd amounts of not just savory... bc they literally did not make enough industrial savory mess to cover what all we wanted to do, we had to get sweets too! it was insane! Dixie took it like a fucking champ, laughing through the gross! Trying to! She talked about how gnarly it was and was just trying so hard to live up to her bragging about how she was a "house of mess" champion at this...

she did not wanna back down! I popped my gloves on, and i just trashed the fuck out of her... one right after the other, giant containers of every single condiment you can think of and then some! Then think of every sweet condiment, and add that to it! I put a container underneath her to catch all that mess because there was so much? it would have made a 10x10 or more pile all over my floor! I dont wanna spoil the surprise... but lets just say, its a fuck ton of mess. It was delivered heavily and without regret! I have dealt with some crazy messes and I really was looking forward to fucking her up royally after her bragging so hard! Watch to see if she makes it! Then watch what I do, of course, to attempt to upstage her because no one can take a mess like i can! I will not let Dixie take away my "house of mess" champion belt of fucked up mess taking! no fucking way! So, watch to see what I do to see who is the champion of this! I mean? Did Dixie have to sit longer than me and get relentlessly covered in all types of savory you can purchase in bulk? Then, take even more mess of every sweet you can buy in bulk? Yeah, she did. Did she take it with a smile on her face? eh, mostly. Did she wade her feet in that nasty mix full to the middle of her calves of it? sure. Did she strip down naked and get in the completely full tub of basically everything you can buy in bulk, savory and sweet, sink down in it, head dunk in it, pour it over my whole body whilst sitting in it, bounce my ass, and roll around? then head dunk backwards and completely submerge in the mixed up mess not once, but twice? no. so fuck you, dixie! sure, you got the mess of your messy career on that day but did you win? lets let you all decide who really took the cake? there are lots of facets to this to declare a winner! enjoy this insane mess! omgosh! it took hours of cleaning. hours! worth it. The second video, the shorter one is when my camera died and we shot some last minute "me being crazy in mess" with the phone! edited to mp4 for your viewing pleasure had to get that last couple of dunks in!