They told me that this year we wouldn't get a Thanksgiving because of the pandemic. However, they waited until I was already dressed and ready. I can't believe this! Another holiday canceled. But what's that smell? Potatoes, Turkey, Pie? I sneak into the kitchen. There is enough for a small feast. Mashed potatoes, 4 pies?! I know what to do to get even I'll make the entire kitchen and myself a mess. I pour or smash it all on every part of me. They'll be sure to learn their lesson next time they try to cancel a holiday!