On occasion, my husband takes a fancy to what I'm wearing and leaves a mess for me to encounter. He also sets the camera up ready. It is a test of my will, but he knows that I will always hit the record button and indulge, no matter what I'm wearing. This time he had me in my suede dress and boots (brand new!). When went into the bathroom, I saw the jug of gravy, beans and paint on the window cill which distracted me from the puddle of paint on the floor. Once I'd stepped into it, there wasn't much of a decision to make. So I totally destroyed my outfit. X.