In this, I have decided that it's just too risky having a bath when naked, so not only am I wearing shorts, I've put masking tape over my eyes and mouth so I'm not tempted by myself. Once the water is good and opaque, I take the tape off my eyes... but it turns out that the water itself is determined to humiliate me, because it makes me pie myself.

I am shocked, and even more shocked when I submerge beneath the water and my trunks are stripped off me. I squirm in the bath as the pie mess gets reapplied to my face, then I take a second pie, and a little after that, a butt plug in my ass, which now has a temporary tattoo on it that says "use ME."

I can't hide how aroused I am and keep squirming in the water, even as I get more mess on my face, including shaving foam, and then a huge spray of the stuff. Finally I give in and immerse myself in the water as it has its way with me. (No, I'm not drowning. I just like the visual of my naked back and ass sticking out of it. The ambulance siren outside was a total coincidence, not a sound effect.)

Finally I emerge.