Fratboy issued me a penalty; I had to show just how much self control I had for the consequences he assigned. If I had complete control of what is inside of the shorts--no movement or growth, then the penalty stopped there. If not, then they continued on the list:

1. Dress in thin white shorts, commando

2. Soak the shorts

3. Cover myself in syrup

4. Break eggs over myself.

5. Repeat steps three and four

I didn't do very well with the self control.

An additional penalty, more severe was issued.