This is The Wife's first-ever savory mess experience!

We got a number of requests to see The Wife tackle something of the savory variety. The truth is, we did just that a few years ago. It was The Man's birthday, and we wanted to try something different. Wearing a tank top, shorts, and white ankle socks, The Wife takes the savory assault like a champ as she gives the thumbs up and a-ok signs with her hands throughout the video. She also shows off her socks periodically throughout the scene as they get covered. So, we do have a savory video of The Wife, and it's coming to you straight from our personal archives.

Mess used:

- Mustard

- Ketchup

- Relish

- Baked beans

- Crushed up potato chips

- Pepto Bismol

- BBQ sauce

- Canned peas and corn together

- Marinara sauce

- Raw eggs

- Creamed corn

- Shredded cheese

- Grape Jelly

- Salsa

- Ranch Dressing

- Dry cereal

- Steak sauce + gravy at once

- Mayo

- Coffee grounds

- Cooking oil

- Spagetti O's

- Oatmeal (actually made)

- Flour

- A cherry pie

- Sprinkles

- Dry oats

- Ready whip

Please Note!:

- All audio has been removed due to frequent conversation during the video (again, this is from our personal stash)

- Let's just say she was not a huge fan of the savory side of things, lol.