Wearing only some sluttly little shorts, I get pushed into the cold slops from my last session. To make it even nastier some other colours have been poured in, with a bit left over for getting chucked over my head.

To make things even worse for me, loads of my clothes are hiding in the thick slime and I have to fish them out and put them on. This includes a bright pink Nike t-shirt and a pair of Nike trackies.

As I'm struggling to dress myself in the slippery clothes, some thick black and sticky white gunge get poured on, followed by endless amounts of recycled pink goo, which you'll see I thoroughly enjoy.