Wearing only a kinky leather harness and a sporty jockstrap, I step into my pool where I've laid out 6 pie crusts and a lot of delicious desserts to go in them. There's also some strawberry sauce, and some sprinkles for decoration (and to maximise the mess)!

I start by making all of my pies, pouring out the many substances into different mixtures. Some are thick and gloopy while others are creamier. You'll probably notice the buckets of mysterious green goo behind me too

Pie after pie gets smashed by myself into my own face. The pie fillings splatter all over the place but there's some parts of me not quite getting messy enough, so I have to get more creative. I thought it would be fun to sit on a pie, and smash one into my chest too!

There are a few more surprises involving a large pile of peanut butter and those buckets that are lying around. I have such a great time enjoying the mess--slipping and sliding around in it all until it's just too much fun to contain.