Anal training paid off and I had to be kinky about it.

In the lead up, I'd been massaging my anus two to three times a week with my fingers, often while listening to electro-pop on youtube. The nerves embedded in that small strip of skin had become receptive, the sensations pleasurable, but not enough to cum. There were moments where I felt something a little deeper. A different pang like a fuse trying to be lit, and I aimed to dig deep and get to the fireworks. In my gut, I inherently knew that assgasms were real, buried inside my core, and I was determined to unearth them.

Cut to the day before this video. I had cleaned out, lit some candles and cried on the floor while shoving my vibrating tail plug up my shitter (turned off). Let's just say that toy was not designed for a beginner. Unused to feeling my ass full, it felt like a log (the phrase stick up one's ass suddenly made a lot more sense) and caused both discomfort and pleasure. I could barely walk with it in. Turning the vibes on washed away any doubt I had about my poor life decisions, but I couldn't keep it in for more than thirty minutes before it became too much.

The next day after an exploratory check, I decided to try again, but instead of going straight to it, I relaxed with food. I'd been having noodle fantasies and wanted to feel them stick and wrap around my body.

In this scene, I start with noodles. Exploratory drapings and showing off my naked body in front of the open window devolves into lying on the floor, shoveling more over my naked flesh and frigging my clit over my hairy cunt.

The next shot shows me readying my tight hole by slurping up some noodles while I finger my backdoor.

Feeling ready, I take out my standby yogurt and lube bottle to begin the slog. The struggle is obvious. My asshole wants none of the alien invader that is my feeldoe. My pubes and holes are both a mess as I slowly but surely slide my toy in while distracting myself with sensual, smooth yogurt. My internal sphincter puckers up, and in no uncertain terms tells me that I'm a fucking slut but should stick my toy elsewhere. Cue obscene farting noises.

I tell my sphincter in no uncertain terms to fuck itself, which happens, eventually. After my first success, my butthole literally ejects my toy. Like literally shoots it out in anger.

More lube later, my sphincter finally shuts up (probably because I filled it). Jolts of energy fan out from the backside of my clit. I found my spot and the more I pound it, the more my entire clitoral organ sings out praises. Then, surprising me, ramming my rectum (less reluctant by the end of this), I cum. Hard. It caught me completely off guard. Cue expletives muttered under my breath, whimpering, and thighs clenching. In disbelief, I insert some fingers into my neglected cunt and find myself soaked. For research, I finger-fuck myself to another orgasm just to be sure that anal had actually caused this intense storm of arousal.

Definitely worth it.