It's too much. I can't get out. I give in; just relaxing and lye there humiliated and slathered in thick mud in public. I'm an attraction now. As I start to squirm and roll around in the warm, deep, gloopy mud, I secretly enjoy it! It looks like I'm trying to get out, but I'm not. I'm going to give everyone a show of someone completely humiliating and degrading themselves in mud. After a while, the people start to think I actually belong there in the mud with the pigs!
I slowly squirm back and forth and pedal my legs up and down in the mud as a feeble attempt to get out, but I can't. I'm paralyzed in my humiliation; I'm literally lying in it! The mud is so thick and heavy on my clothes; smooth and thick somewhere between pudding and peanut butter. My town is always going to remember me wallowing in the mud, and my classmates are going to make fun of me for it until I graduate high school!
While just lying there , helpless in the mud, I lift up my head with an expression of pure bewilderment and humiliation. I can't believe what's happening! I look down at my mud-covered body; my backside sunk into the glop. All of my classmates are pointing and laughing at me! This is at a county fair (like in the movie) and passersby are filming me on their phones!. They didn't see HOW I got into the mud pit. They just see me in it, thinking I WANTED to wallow in the mud! I've never been so humiliated in my life!
When I landed face-first in the mud, my entire front was immediately covered in the mud. But in order to get out, or at least pull my face out of the mud, I have to roll over in it. Now my backside is muddy! My entire body is slathered in thick, gloopy, filthy mud!
Ever seen The Little Rascals; the scene where Alfalfa punches Butch into the pigsty mud pit? I always wanted to trade places with Butch! I wanted a skinny nerd to punch me, sending me face-first into deep, filthy sludge; completely emasculated and humiliated at the same time!