We finally managed to find some American-style graham (or, Gram!) cracker crusts. They were not cheap! Any, I finally get pied good and proper American-style with big thick creamy pies and crust. But for balance, I get slimed with European slime . This is not one to miss if you like creamy crust pies, super thick gunge and barefeet!

I'm wearing my denim dungarees over a white top and have my barefeet out in shot (in the wide angles).

It starts with a little introduction before pie is hovered infront of my face to tease me. Then I'm hit by a big chocolate cream pie. I instantly get covered. Then I'm pied again, covering me in more creamy slop. Then I ask for more and ask to pie myself before smooshing a creamy crust pie into my face. Then another pie comes hard to my face unexpectedly! "You bastard."

Then I sandwich two pies into my head and face covering me in more pie before another pie is unexpectedly dropped on my head! I sit there a while just covered in creamy mess. With the wide shots showing your my feet for all you feet people!

Another pie, and then another self pie to finish me off and then another pie sandwich to finish me off completely!

Now the slime! We made really really thick gloppy slime. I'm slimed in thick heavy yellow slime first before a bucket of thick green gunge. It was so sticky and thick! I play with it as usual making sure to pour it over me and cover my head and face.

I really enjoyed this one! I hope you will too : )

Note: wide angles are edited into the footage, with some instances of repeating pies and slimings so the feet people (and others!) can enjoy the pieings and slimings from different angles .