Lets just say... this particular day?I have them soooo foooledthe girls come in for a lingerie shoot. Hair and make up especially! Well, I might have had a little makeup... maybe it was paint. who knows? We dont keep mirrors in my salon! I dont need them! I do their make up with their hands behind their back. I explain this helps them not touch their face (as I'm making laughing faces behind them) they are both questionining things... I assure them... I am the best at what I do. I go to work. They are immediately looking like clowns and its hard for me to keep in my laughter! Then I tell them that we can fix it up I need to do their hair treatments. Reluctant? They allow me...

Once i show them? They literally are manically laughing at what I have done... like they are gonna get me, (main photo that is hot mess! They finally realize after a frosting hair treatment and then? A gunging and my laughter? It was all a prank! They came after me! Tore off my beautiful button up! ripped off my shorts, sat me in A cake, get me down to my gorgeous white lingerie and trash it! They use

icings, butterscotch, caramel, cake, pies, mallow cremes, chocolate sauce, tons of colors of icings and gunges! So? By the time its all said and done? I'm totally covered and naked, head to toe in mess! on the floor! I pull them down with me and we are all a mess, right? So? I say fuck it...

We all are messy anyway... lets use the rest! we use gunge, honey, caramel, chocolate syrup, pies and all to totally trash each other! well, i played my prank. They looked like clowns! at the end, though? you cant tell hardly anymore! hah! sorta